Floodwall Session 31: Versus Argat, Live from St. Albans! (Story)

The hospital is a reflection of its real-world counterpart; a familiar face peering back at you from a shallow pool of oil. The temperature skirts freezing, the gurneys and tools are rusted to the point of inoperability, the smell of mould in the still air is pervasive despite attempts to camouflage the olfactory landscape with cleaning chemicals.

​Five figures march grimly through the wards. The first, a Dragonborn. He’s used to the cold, so it can’t be the temperature that’s got him so uncomfortable. He hears breathing, calm, distant. Getting closer.

​The second, an Elf. She wants to get out. They all do, of course, but the Elf feels as though she is suffocating. There’s no life in this place, no natural world to connect to, nothing outside the hospital walls.

​After her is a Tiefling – not a Royal. The distinction is important. She has only just regained her body, and now wonders if it would have been better to stay incorporeal. She isn’t quite panicking yet, but she’s on a hair trigger. And she’s got some really good panic saved up.

​Bringing up the rear are two more Tieflings, Royal ones this time. One walks cautiously, weapon drawn, the light from its blade muted and wan in the encroaching dark. She can’t help but think of a dying candle as the air that feeds its flame runs out.

​The other walks casually, perhaps a bit groggy. There is a barely-healed wound on his throat, which he scratches at absent-mindedly. An observant bystander would see that his feet didn’t quite touch the ground, but there weren’t any bystanders.

​Just the five of them.

*

​Diafani had been alive for, uh… about 4,000 years now? She’d spent more than half of that time in a single chamber below the Plane of Life’s tower, battling with one of the last tendrils of the Leviathan that had still been pinned. When it had broken free in the other planes, that was just because she’d given up too soon. So she’d stayed, and fought, and fought.

​She’d never felt as close to death as she did now.

​Her companions were the ones directly responsible for her new freedom. They’d released the Leviathan, yes, and she’d been quite at odds with them at first… but she’d since learned that they really were doing everything they could to make things better.

​They still didn’t have much of a grasp on the big picture. To Diafani, it seemed they were more motivated by anger than any higher principle. But then, it was hardly her place to adjudicate the wrath of the downtrodden, was it?

​Well, three of her companions were downtrodden. Banafsaji, or ‘Shallows’ as he seemed to prefer these days, was a more recent addition to the group – like Diafani herself – and had been similarly away from the other Royals. Though in contrast, his exile was self-imposed.

And rather than fighting for centuries against a monster older than creation, he’d set up a smuggling operation and lounged about on a throne, eating grapes. It was both frustrating and reassuring that he was the same mercurial libertine she remembered from millennia ago.

​Cranzalar was talking, rousing her from cogitation. ‘Oh,’ she said when she realised he’d been talking to her. ‘I know my way around the real-world hospital, but I don’t know if this version will be different,’ she offered. Cranzalar was wanting to head deeper into the phylactery. Try to find an exit.

​It seemed as good a plan as any.

‘If it were laid out like the real hospital, then our fastest way to Argat’s, uhm, inner sanctum…’ She pointed toward a door with a heavy looking bar across it. ‘Would be through there. There’s other routes, of course, but—’

​Firuzeh had already marched toward the door, rolling up the sleeves of the mass of shawls she wore. They slipped back down within seconds, but it didn’t seem to put her off. Without a trace of magic Diafani could detect, Firuzeh hefted the bar across the door, wrenching it from the brackets it had been stuck in.

​‘Lift with your legs, Uzi, not your back,’ said Vi.

​Firuzeh just gave a jagged grin as the door swung outwards.

​The space beyond it was dark enough that the only indication of its scale was a vague feeling in the air. A path stretched forward; the same off-green hospital tiles they stood on now, lit by no source. Ostensibly, there was nothing supporting it, and no way of telling how far it went.

​It was also so narrow as to necessitate single file.

​‘Right,’ said Firuzeh, buoyed by her earlier momentum. She dropped to her hands and knees, scuttling out onto the path.

​Both Vi and Cranzalar stayed squarely on their side of the doorframe – though closer than either Diafani or Shallows. Vi, lowering herself with a little more grace than Firuzeh, reached a hand out under the path. It was thin as a razorblade. When Cranzalar called out, his voice did not come back.

Which meant that either A) the room didn’t have walls or a floor for the sound to echo from, or B) there was something in the darkness pressing inwards, muting the sound.

​Neither was encouraging.

​Firuzeh had stopped about fifteen feet from the door and was now scurrying hastily backwards from the abyss. Her friends pulled her out as soon as she was in reach, and with that same unexpected strength from before, she slammed the door shut and jammed the bar back into place.

​There was a brief moment of panting as she tried to collect herself. ‘Yeah, fuck that,’ she said between breaths. ‘Is there another way?’

*

​After piling a stack of rusted gurneys in front of the door,the group found themselves in a long hallway. It was flanked by more bare greenish doors, each with a wire mesh glass window, the rooms within unlit. Diafani couldn’t see the corridor’s end.

​Cranzalar had paused for a moment as he’d gone in, looking over his shoulder as if someone had spoken to him. There hadn’t been a sound. Whatever it had been that caught his attention, Cranzalar apparently didn’t feel the need to share it with the group. It mustn’t have been important, right?

​Firuzeh was peering through a window, hands cupped around her eyes to better see in the dark. The room she was looking into was small, more of a cupboard really – but as she backed away, Diafani saw a figure inside, slowly turning on the spot, shuffling its feet in clumsy rotation. It didn’t have a face. As it turned toward them, where its features should have been there was instead just a blank patch of mottled grey skin.

​It continued to turn. It hadn’t noticed them. Diafani didn’t know how it could have noticed them, but she was relieved nonetheless.

​Other rooms they passed were similarly occupied. One contained a woman eating from a once-lavish banquet spread, picking out teeth that had been embedded in the rotten food. Another, a group of figures dressed in gore-spattered scrubs performed bare-handed surgery on a screaming patient, resorting to their teeth to make incisions. Once the patient’s agonised movements had gone still, the head surgeon pulled a scalpel from within. Other implements followed.

​When the corpse was empty, the surgeon giddily began forcing the tools down its own throat before laying on the operating table. He began to scream as the others went to work.

​Diafani and the others were already moving on by then.

​‘I think they’re maybe memories?’ Vi wondered aloud. She’d been through something similar recently, having only just exiled the thing known as the Weaver from her own mind. Her musings were worth considering. ‘I mean, each room seems to be on a loop. Could they be Argat’s past experiments?’

​‘A phylactery contains the lich’s soul, though, not its mind,’ said Cranzalar. Diafani had noticed that when Cranzalar frowned, his horns would sometimes twitch just slightly, like a human’s ears. He sounded more thoughtful than doubtful.

​‘What if they’re important enough to him that they are part of his soul?’

​‘Vi might have a point there,’ said Shallows. ‘Sometimes, there are memories that even my very impressive psionic abilities cannot access; the ones that define a person. If they were held elsewhere than the brain, that would explain how they were beyond psionic reach.’

​He paused by a door that contained a surgeon grafting thin, spindly spider legs onto a puppy. ‘Of course, these are usually memories of love, not… this.’

​Firuzeh and Cranzalar were blinking at him. He actually looked away first. ‘I’m not being cheesy,’ said Shallows. ‘The soul is where love comes from. I’m serious.’

​Cranzalar’s horns twitched again.

​Firuzeh was pulling the strange book she kept out from her robes. ‘Right. Right, if these are experiments, then what if the Archive can pull the information?’ She flicked through a few pages, muttering as she did so.

​‘Oh,’ she said, after a moment of quiet. ‘It won’t work unless we’re in the rooms. Uh. I’m gonna… uh.’

​She opened the next door they came to, after checking there was nothing that would try to kill them inside. All the room contained was a lot of equipment, some piles of notes, and a roughly three-foot-wide hole in the wall.

​Diafani eyed the door as Firuzeh relayed what the Archive was telling her. It didn’t have the same green shade as the others, instead it was a murky brownish shade. The mesh in the window was tarnished and decayed in places. In fact, the other rooms were getting that way the further down the corridor they went.

​‘I’ve noticed it too,’ said Vi, quietly. ‘If the doors are getting older, we must be getting further back. There’s got to be an end to them.’

​Firuzeh slammed the book shut. ‘This was an experiment with putting artificial divine sparks into subjects. They all dissolved or melted or whatever, except for three of them.They escaped.’

​There came a crash from the distance. It sounded like… well, like a pile of gurneys crashing to the floor as a door was forced open. Then a cacophony in the corridor, sounds of screaming metal and roaring wind racing toward them.

​‘Run,’ said Cranzalar.

​The five of them sprinted away from the coming thing. If it caught up to them, that would be the end. The thing was so much faster than they could move, but they’d already come so far down the corridor. It was getting closer. There still wasn’t an end to the hallway. It was getting closer.

​And then they were through the last door. Diafani wasn’t sure how. She’d tripped, but someone had pulled her up and kept her going. Cranzalar had drawn his glass sword, she’d heard the distinctive ghostly shing it made when it left its sheath.

​They were in a version of the hospital, but older. From the state of Floodwall, it looked to be centuries ago; Diafani wasn’t great with history, what with her imprisonment-by-combat, but this was probably when the hospital had first been built, right?

​‘Are we all here?’ asked Cranzalar. ‘All intact?’

​It seemed to be so. They crept down through the corridors – not nightmarishly warped in this memory – and soon found themselves back in the main atrium. A red ribbon was stretched across the doors, and Argat stood before it, speaking with an animated crowd.

​A flash from Cranzalar’s eyes told the others he was using his eldritch sight. ‘It would appear that the entryway is rigged to feed the phylactery. Once the ribbon’s been cut, anyone that crossed the threshold will…’

​‘We’ve gotta stop it then,’ said Firuzeh.

​‘I don’t think we can affect the…’ Diafani began, but Firuzeh had already marched off.

​‘Look what you’ve done to Benjamin!’ she wailed., bursting through the doors to gasps from the crowd. It looked like she may be in need of a fainting couch or something.

​‘What is she even trying to–’ Diafani began, before realising that both Vi and Cranzalar had rushed out to join her.

​Cranzalar had employed one of his many faces to take on the role of Benjamin. He was a human man, dressed in a foppish outfit with lace emerging from the sleeves. More noticeable, however, was the fact that his skin was fizzing away like a carbonated drink.

​Argat, stunned to silence, simply gaped at them. Firuzeh’s assault continued.

​‘The experiments he put poor Benjamin through! The ghastly things he did!’ She addressed the crowd. ‘Do not go in there! Don’t end up like Benjamin!!’

​“Benjamin” keeled over with a sort of ‘Ueeegghhh?’ noise. Cranzalar didn’t need to breathe, but Benjamin probably did. His perfect stillness was disconcerting.

​Also, he’d started to smell. Vi was getting increasingly nuanced with this particular effect of her Druidcraft; after a brief snap of her fingers, she’d got Benjamin’s “corpse” smelling like his cause of death was ‘asphyxiation on shit from a baby that had only ever eaten curry’.

​Diafani kept her distance, trying not to gag.

​Their gambit had actually worked. The crowd was dispersing, and the memory of Argat stared at the three with horror. ‘This… isn’t how it went. You aren’t supposed to be here.’ His eyes widened, like someone coming into the realisation that they’re still dreaming.

​‘Get. Out,’ he said.

*

The five of them awoke, back on the floor of the regular, real-world hospital. Argat watched them coldly from the mezzanine, only taking a step back when Vi, Firuzeh, and Cranzalar rushed for him.

​A wall flashed up behind them. Diafani and Shallows were cut off.

*

​Cranzalar is first up the stairs. He sees Argat about to enter the labyrinthine network of passages built into the hospital. They’d lose hours trying to track him down in there, if they found him at all. That wouldn’t do.

​He whipped out a lightning lash, a solid bolt of energy that crackled through the air and fastened itself around Argat’sforearm. Argat had a second to grimace before he was yanked across the room, to land at Cranzalar’s feet. The ensuing scuffle, once Vi and Uzi joined him, ended up with Argat being thrown around the room like a tennis ball before being polymorphed into a snail.

​‘Right, we’ve got questions,’ said Cranzalar, picking Argat up by the shell.

​‘You’ve got answers,’ said Firuzeh.

​Argat’s eyestalks shrank back into his body.

*

While Snail Argat wallowed in a jar, Cranzlar, Vi, and Firuzeh set about disrupting the spell that had been carved above the hospital doors.

Before heading out, Cranzalar’s mask of many faces let him take on the form of Argat, and he bluffed his way to making an announcement over the farspeech intercoms.

‘Attention all patients and staff members. This is Argat.’ His German accent wasn’t very good, but that was okay because neither was Argat’s. ‘The hospital is about to explode. Everybody out. This is not a drill.’

​Destroying the sigil… took a few attempts. Initially, Vi was trying to leap up and hit it with a dispel. It became apparent quite quickly – after slamming her face into the ground – that it was a little too high for that. Cranzalar tried to lift her. They both fell, slamming faces into the ground. Vi leapt with both Firuzeh and Cranzalar cupping their hands as a springboard. Faces, ground. Truly, this was the greatest challenge they’d ever faced.

​After what felt like eighteen months, they remembered that there was a flying carpet in Cranzalar’s haversack.

​Once it was hit by the green-purple flash of Vi’s magic, the sigil above the door ran dry, blood imbuing it coagulating before shrivelling to ash. And the whole hospital’s façade slid away from the rest of the building, the structure crumbling.

*

​Firuzeh stood before Aurifar. Her physical body was asleep on the flying carpet, as the others flew to find a place to interrogate Argat.

​‘Why haven’t you killed him yet?’ asked the God.

​‘That wasn’t our deal,’ said Firuzeh. ‘I said I’d get the sparks. That doesn’t mean I have to kill them.’

​‘Killing the Royals is the simplest, most effective way to do so. And you’re not alone in your hunt now.’

​‘I’m not?’ Firuzeh was caught a bit off guard by that comment.

​‘No, you are not. Your ally. The Leviathan’s Disciple. He’ll be claiming sparks for his patron now.’

*

​Argat came to with two arms and two legs again. He couldn’t move them at the moment, but it was more a question of potential. Time spent as a gastropod made one grateful for the little things, like not being covered in mucus all the time.

​He couldn’t move because he’d been tied to a tree. The three that had come to kill him, it seemed, had changed their minds. Argat wondered idly if they’d attempted to interrogate Lilla before they’d kill her.

​The blue one was talking. She seemed to be the one with the largest stake in his questioning.

​‘Right. Cooperate,’ she said through gritted teeth, ‘And maybe we can work things out so you don’t have to die.’

The problem with starting out at ‘cooperate or die’, thought Argat, was that it left you very little room to manoeuvre afterwards.

​‘Well, this certainly is interesting,’ he said aloud. ‘If it was information you wanted, you should have stayed in the phylactery. Lots to learn in there.’

​‘Just answer our questions,’ said the blue one.

​‘You want to negotiate, do you not?’ asked Argat. ‘In that case, why don’t we hold an equal exchange of ideas? An answer for an answer. I promise you it will be the simplest way of ensuring I tell you the truth.’ He plastered a bemused smile across his face, while in the back of his mind, beginning to recite the forms to cast Power Word: Kill.

​Had he not already flared his spark today he could have simply spoken it now, three times, and be done already. Unfortunately, he needed time.

​‘Fine,’ spat the blue one. This seemed personal for her. Interesting.

​‘Excellent,’ smiled Argat, leaning back against the tree. ‘What was your question?’

​‘Your experiments. There was one in the past, working on artificially creating divine sparks and implanting them. Your notes said that three subjects survived, and escaped. What were they?’

​…Argat hadn’t been expecting that. The other two, the Dragonborn and the Elf, were looking uncomfortably off to the side.

​Oh. This was what was personal.

​Argat grinned. ‘Ohhh,’ he said, not bothering to cover his delight. It’d be easy to stall for enough time if this was the reason they’d captured him. ‘You think that you might have been involved?’

​‘Answer the question,’ said the Dragonborn, calmly.

​Argat sighed. ‘The three surviving subjects were a rat, a dog, and an ape. I never got around to human testing; too many subjects would melt. I suspect it was an issue with the artificial sparks as opposed to the implantation process.’

​‘How did you create fake sparks?’ asked the blue one.

​Argat clicked his tongue. ‘Wait your turn,’ he said, and turned to the elf. ‘You. What’s your stake in all this? I see that your turquoise friend is obviously quite close to the issue, and the Dragonborn looks to be an ex-churchguard. But what about you? Are they manipulating you in some way?’

​The elf didn’t appreciate being singled out, but she at least gave an answer. ‘I’m here because I want to be,’ she said. ‘These are my friends.’

​She wouldn’t be baited, then. Not to worry. ‘Was your question about the artificial sparks, then?’ he asked of the blue one, whose wave of relief after leaning she wasn’t a lab experiment seemed to be ebbing.

​‘…Not exactly,’ she said, thoughtfully. ‘How does the transfer process work? How did you take your spark from Aurifar?’

​‘He gave it to us. Right, my turn–’

​‘Wait. Explain.’

​Argat let out a theatrical sigh. ‘Aurifar chose to pass his spark on to a group of his disciples. The other Royals and I. His plan was that we’d pass them down to others as we grew old – a truly Royal family. But, when you have a sliver of divinity to fuel you, it’s not a pleasant thought to give that kind of power up. So instead, we used that power to keep ourselves alive.’

​The look on the blue one’s face was very amusing. ‘You’re saying that you can just give away your spark?’

​‘Oh, yes. It has to be freely given, too. Can’t be taken. Believe me, I’ve tried. Now, Dragonborn. Why did you leave the Church?’

​The Dragonborn fixed eyes on him. ‘My God called to me, despite your church’s teachings. He granted me the power to resist. To try and change this corrupted city.’

​‘Oh? How’s that working out for you?’

​The Dragonborn looked toward Argat’s bonds. ‘You tell me.’

​‘Will you give up your spark?’ asked the blue one.

​Argat scoffed. ‘Absolutely not. Now, it can’t just be the three of you. What about the person in charge? Do you know your cause to be just?’

​‘Of course we do,’ said the elf. She turned to the others. ‘Look, maybe this is a lost cause. He’s getting cagier with his questions. Maybe we should just kill him.’

​‘No,’ said the blue one. ‘He knows too much to just kill him.’

Yes, you tell them, thought Argat. I just need a few more minutes and I’ll have the Power Word prepared. ‘Is it you that’s the leader, then?’ he asked the blue one.  ‘I’d be willing to bet there’s someone pulling the strings. Why is they’re so interested in killing us?’

​The blue one shifted uncomfortably. He’d struck a nerve.

​‘Is it another religious zealot?’ Argat went on, inclining his head toward the Dragonborn. ‘Surely it isn’t simple revenge. What do they gain from this? Do you even know?’

​The blue one darted towards him, ramming a knife she suddenly held down into his foot. Argat rocked violently in his bindings. It hurt. It hurt a lot. They’d destroyed his phylactery, then.

​‘You’re supposed to be cooperating,’ snarled the blue one. ‘You’re getting off topic.’

​‘Yes, well.’ Argat took a deep breath. It wasn’t an affectation this time. ‘You have my attention. But you couldhave just answered me. Or said you didn’t know.’

​The pain had broken his concentration on the Power Word. He needed more time.

​‘I’ve got a question,’ said the Elf. ‘Back in the lab. What did you do with Diafani and Shallows?’

​…What? Argat’s concentration slipped again. Damn it.

​‘Diafani? She’s alive?’

​‘You answer first,’ said the Elf.

​‘Oh. Your companions back in the hospital? All I did was seal them out of the room. Divide and conquer, etc. I didn’t realise… So, Diafani’s back, and she’s running this, is she? So, you’re all working for Aurifar. Fascinating.’

​‘How do you know Aurifar has a hand in this?’ asked the blue one.

​‘Diafani always was his favourite.’ Argat probably shouldn’t be talking so much, but he needed to kerb their interruptions. It would be maybe three minutes before he could use the Power Word. ‘When Aurifar was distributing his sparks, he split them by their nature – mine, as you know, is Abjuration. Lilla’s was Necromancy, etc. But the only nature of Diafani’s is… the shape of Aurifar’s divinity. You imagine an empty bowl? Her spark is the container for the others.’

​Argat’s captors conferred with each other, discussing this revelation.

​‘Is Bailiff doing this for Aurifar?’

​‘We’ll need to see how they react. If they know about Diafani, then that’s a bad sign…’

​‘He’s stalling for time, isn’t he?’

​‘This means Aurifar’s going to have us try to kill Diafani.’

​‘Who does this one then? If I do it, that’s a point for Aurifar, but if Cranzalar…’

​‘I’ll do this one. Keep it even.’

​Argat listened to what he could and gave the three a warm smile as they returned. He’d kill the blue one first. She’d stabbed him in the foot, after all. ‘Now, this has been enlightening,’ he began. His spell was ready.

​‘But I’d like to ask you to kindly die,’ was what he’d been about to say.

​He couldn’t get the words out for some reason. The Dragonborn, now oddly translucent, was sheathing a sword with a stained glass blade.

​Argat felt his head topple from his shoulders. His last,dreamlike thought was about how useful it would be to have a scalpel that sharp.

*

​Vi returned to the Regicider tree, allies in tow, Cranzalar carrying Argat’s body.

​‘Shit, bloody hell!’ came Bailiff’s voice in her mind. ‘I heard what happened to the hospital. Bloody hell, I’m glad you’re all okay!’

​‘Bailiff…’ said Vi, making sure they could see her lips as she spoke. It had been decided that Vi would be the one to bring up Diafani. ‘We came across a name in Aurifar’sresearch, and we didn’t know if you’d heard anything about it. Uh. Diafani?’

​Bailiff – to Vi’s relief – just gave that blank expression they always gave to mean ‘I don’t really understand, this might be a bit beyond my ability to grasp’. ‘Uh,’ they said. Since Bailiff didn’t hedge unless they were trying to ‘sound’ more natural, the uh held a lot of meaning.

​‘Uh, I don’t know, sorry. Is it something you think is important?’

​‘Oh, we weren’t sure,’ said Vi, trying not to sound too hasty. ‘It’s probably nothing.’

​‘I’m putting this body in storage, Bailey,’ said Cranzalar. ‘I want to make sure nothing happens to it.’

​Later on, Cranzalar would incinerate the body and redeploy his Argat disguise, lying in its place. He’d be waiting to check that Bailiff wasn’t doing anything sinister behind their backs. Bailiff, in a mild act of revenge, would creep into where the body was being kept in the night, and kick it in the balls. The next day, Cranzalar would decline to explain why he was sitting funny.

*

​Argat awoke. He knew where he’d be, after dying with his spark intact. His eyes hadn’t quite adjusted yet, but he recognised that featureless expanse.

​‘Aurifar,’ he said. ‘Really, I think you were awfully short-sighted when you gave your power away.’

​There was no response. There was no Aurifar.

​Argat realised that he wasn’t in the featureless white space Aurifar had retreated to. His eyes were fine. This was simply the darkness found in the crushing depths of the ocean.

​‘What the hell is going on?’ he tried to say, but he couldn’t breathe. Brine filled his lungs.

​And something was below him. Something massive, darker than the inky waters, something so colossal he’d initially thought it to be the sea bed. Tendrils thick as cathedral spires rose to his level..

​The Leviathan’s maw closed around him.

Floodwall Sessions 29-30: Liches get Stitches

Okay, quick update here because I’ve left it like… six weeks?
You know how life be.

The party made their way back to Floodwall from the Feywild after a makeshift funeral for the Dragonborn hatchlings – there are now only two Dragonborn left in Floodwall – and some caretaking of Granny Hestia and Edsel in their affected states. Moss the Weasel stayed behind to stand guard.
Returning to Shallows’ office, they found that the place was empty. No sign of Shallows, no sign of Uzi’s vacant body, no sign of Diafani. Just an iron flask on the desk.



Cranzalar took the flask, tipped out the contents and saved it for later. The contents were one (1) Tiefling, specifically Diafani. She explained that the office had been found by these weird hulking creatures, but before she could step in to do anything she’d been sealed away in the flask.



Using Locate Creature, the Dragonborn, the Royal, and the Elf with the Tiefling in her Brain tracked Uzi’s body to the hospital run by the Royal Argat. Cranzalar used an Eldritch Invocation to disguise himself as BLANDREW GENERIKSSON and just marched in through the front doors. He was all ‘Yeah, weirdly I don’t have a pulse and I feel all scaly, send me your strongest Doctor’.



Meanwhile, Vi+Uzi and Diafani had snuck into the building’s eastern wing, having to split up to get past guards – these big, muscly nurse things. Vi Wild Shaped into a moth and made her way to a staff-only section, finding an operating table with what looked like a corpse under a sheet.



Cranzalar, after waiting for a while, was confronted by Argat, who emerged from a cupboard (???) with a secret passage behind it. Argat made some excuses about being busy with other stuff, and offered to take Blandrew to an operating room for some proper tests.



It ended up being the room with the covered body and the moth. Cranzalar waited in the observation area, behind glass, as Argat and a monstrous nurse set to work. It was Shallows beneath the sheet, locked in place with magic.
A fight broke out in an attempt to save him, with Vi and Uzi combined in one body blasting magic left and right. Cranzalar crashed through the glass to just fuckin’ obliterate the nurse thing. Using vines and a Watery Sphere, Vi and Uzi began drowning Argat. Sure, they hadn’t found his phylactery yet, but it’d give them time, and also Uzi was pretty furious. More on that later.



Then Diafani kicked a door down, all ‘look what I found!’ She carried an empty Firuzeh body and what looked to be a bejewelled first aid kit; ostensibly Argat’s phylactery. She smashed the thing on the ground. The phylactery, I mean, not Uzi’s body.



God, imagine that.



Anyway, Argat made that noise that Sonic makes when he runs out of air, and that was it.



The players were, of course, suspicious. After all, I hadn’t at any point yet said ‘You’ve solved my lich puzzle’, so they were right to be so.



‘How soon can a lich come back to life?’ Uzi asked the Archive.
‘Depending on the size of the phylactery, up to 4 days,’ it replied.
‘How big would a phylactery need to be for the lich to come back immediately?’
‘Around 13 acres.’
Cranzalar tensed up. ‘Isn’t that about the size of the hospital itself?’
Runes behind the plaster on the walls flared to life, and a figure appeared on the observation balcony.
Argat was back.



He immediately used his divine spark – not waiting till the last moment as Lilla did – to pull the party, including Diafani and Shallows, into his Phylactery. Their souls would be consumed within 24 hours.



Cranzalar, Uzi, and Vi awoke in a filthy, shadowed version of the hospital.

Floodwall Session 28: Versus the Weaver (Story)

Cranzalar stepped lightly onto the plateau, the charred air in his lungs a now-familiar discomfort. His companions waited around the lambent sigil printed on the ground. A diagram of Shallows’ soul, Firuzeh had called it. That book of hers – the Archive – was dangerous; maybe as dangerous as the other sentient item his friends possessed.

But probably not.

Diafani had almost finished her preparations for True Resurrection. She just needed the diamond Cranzalar had brought. Well, he’d grabbed a few, just to be safe. The next few hours could end with all of them dead.

He stared at Vi. She was occupied with the task at hand, sweat beading below the tangles of her hair, so she didn’t notice his scrutiny. The shadows on her face… were they just a trick of the sullen light of molten stone below? Or something more sinister?

Vi met his gaze and flashed a brief, sheepish grin. She was nervous. Who wouldn’t be?

*

The diamond hovered over the rune, spinning like water down a drain. Firuzeh did her best not to fidget; there wasn’t any need for action yet. They’d raise the Royal Psion, convince him to help. Then it’d be time to act.

There was a crack as the gem shattered, still spinning. Its shards spread out, forming the constellation of a humanoid figure, and then Shallows stood before them, naked as the day he was born.

Or summoned? Or, uh… Firuzeh scrunched up her eyebrows. What did Tieflings even do?

Well, Shallows was here and now he had trousers on.

‘Right,’ said Firuzeh. ‘Diafani here has resurrected you, again. You need to do something for us in return.’

*

The plan was thus: Shallows would send both Vi and Uzi into Vi’s subconscious, in a sort of vision-quest-autoexorcism. Once there, they’d need to meet up, find the Mind Spider lurking in Vi’s brain, and forcibly evict it.

Vi eyed Cranzalar as she sank into the chaise longue that Shallows had fabricated in his office back in Floodwall. It was comfortable, but the grip Cranzalar had on his weapons kept her tense. His job was security; if Shallows tried anything funny, if anything tried to interrupt, Cranzalar would be there to stop it.

He’d apologised for the attack Vi had stepped in the way of earlier. Vi had apologised too, for the mask’s retaliation. They’d cleared the air. She didn’t need to worry.

Still, she kept thinking of his hand on the hilt of his flail as she shut her eyes and listened to Shallows’ explanation. Uzi was whispering some warning or other to Diafani, too. It was okay if Vi was tense. Everyone was.

​‘I’ll need to bond you together if you don’t want to be separated,’ Shallows was saying. He certainly didn’t sound tense. His tone was of the type used when, say, selecting coffee to go with brunch. ‘Which means there’ll be an initial period in each other’s memories. Just find your way through. I’m sure that afterwards, the Weaver will come to find you. If you’re ready, give the word and we’ll begin.’

Vi could feel her breath, hot before her face, as the mask began to manifest again.

‘Do it,’ she said.

*

‘Keep an eye on Cranzalar,’ Firuzeh had told Diafani. ‘I’m worried he’s just going to attack you both as soon as Vi and I are unconscious.’

​‘Why would he do such a thing?’ Diafani was probably being rhetorical, or sarcastic, or some combination of the two. Frankly, Firuzeh was still finding it hard to believe she was working with them at all.

​‘Because he’s doing what he thinks is right. And he’s got a lot of rage bottled up. And his God wants the Royals dead.’ She paused. ‘There’s a lot of layers to it, actually.’

​And then Shallows was doing whatever Psionic thing they’d asked him to do, and suddenly Firuzeh was in a spacious, open room. A roaring fireplace, plush rugs over rich wooden floors, a grand staircase leading up to a landing with fine art lining the walls.

​A nearby open window brought with it the scents and sounds of spring in full chorus, and through it Firuzeh could see a sky so blue it looked like a child’s painting.

I’m in the Feywild, she thought, peering around. Or the memory of it, anyway.

​Before her, a tall man in gleaming armour paced back and forth, a mix of pride and rage on his face. He was bellowing out oration on the strength of his army, his prowess in battle, and the inborn right of his family to go forth and conquer.

​Firuzeh’s eyes had just finished an involuntary roll when she noticed Verischa.

​She was much younger – perhaps not even in the double digits, as far as age went – but her eyes and hair were already unmistakably familiar.

So this asshole must be her Dad.

​As Firuzeh watched, unable to affect her surroundings, the younger Vi’s mouth moved. There wasn’t any sound. Perhaps Uzi was out of earshot, or perhaps Vi simply didn’t remember what she’d said, but Vi’s Father certainly took notice.

​He whirled on her, but froze mid-shout.

​Not metaphorically, mind you. Firuzeh had begun casting Ray of Frost, and despite her currently incorporeal nature, it seemed her magic could affect her surroundings. A thin layer of ice coated the memory of Vi’s Father as the cold power hit him.

​Firuzeh realised she was shouting obscenities at the man, and did her best to calm down.

*

​Vi’s unconscious face began to twitch a bit, like she’d somehow gotten brain freeze.

​Cranzalar’s vigil took this in; moved to Shallows to see if this was his doing. Moved to Diafani, watching the door. Vi’s face settled back to serenity. Shallows just stared vacantly in her direction, nothing at all behind his eyes.

​It was fine. Nothing to worry—

​Vi’s face was no longer her face. The Mask of the Mind Spider had drifted back to the surface.

​Cranzalar was moving before he’d even processed the danger. Vi’s body sat up, the smirk of the mask cracking, giving way to a jubilant grin filled with far too many teeth. Verischa – or, the Weaver, in full control of her body – was already casting something when Cranzalar barrelled into her.

​He was weightless for a moment, then gravity clawed at his ankles and dragged him back to earth. He sprawled on his back, staring into a sky so blue it looked like a backlit canopy.

*

Verischa stood alone. Static stretched in every direction; she couldn’t have said which way was east, or west, or up or down or anything. It didn’t seem like a place – more like the sense you get when you’ve been asleep without noticing, only blanketing her surroundings like fresh snow. Or, her lack of surroundings.

The wave hit her with such force she initially thought she’d broken a rib.

The static non-place had given way to Floodwall’s sewers with the Tide crashing through them, an avalanche squeezing through a packed series of corridors. Vi was smashed into walls by the water, dragged down by the undertow, washed through the city’s depths like a spider down a plughole.

She wasn’t alone. A head surfaced, gasping for air, its blue skin stark against the brackish brown water. Vi recognised the face, the horns. It was Firuzeh.

She began to swim for her, to get an arm under her flailing form. They could keep each other above the water. Just a little further, Vi thought.

They fell together over the waterfall, with Vi clutching the young Firuzeh in her arms.

*

​Cranzalar sprinted through the trees, the magic of his Locate Creature spell burning in his senses. He was moving straight toward Vi’s captive body, leaping rivers, cutting through the greenery. There wasn’t time to find proper paths. There wasn’t time to slow for balance. There wasn’t time for breath.

​He had to reach her, to stop the Weaver, to protect his allies. The Feywild was difficult to navigate, but there wasn’t time for alternatives.

​He kept running.

​When he found the Weaver, it had stopped just beyond a deep, dried up river. It was waiting for him.

​He approached, wary of a trap.

‘It was very kind of Verischa here to vacate this vessel,’ said the Weaver in a voice that did not belong to the body it had stolen. ‘It’s truly a joy to stretch my legs, even if there aren’t as many as I’m used to. And I must say, it’s quite fun to have this Druidic puissance at the fingertips, too.’

​It rippled Vi’s fingers to conjure up a little fireball, as if to demonstrate. Cranzalar began to move in.

How dare it act so casually? he thought.

​‘Ahp,’ said the Weaver, holding up a finger, the fire winking out. ‘Cranzalar, before you go to chop off your friend’s head or whatever, there’s a few elements I’d like you to consider.’ It cleared her throat, and Cranzalar noticed the capsized house off to the side of where the Weaver had been waiting.

​It had a pair of chicken legs sticking out of the bottom, one of which was badly broken. And emerging from the wreck, as if moved by a puppeteer – a fairly accurate metaphor, thought Cranzalar, without much humour – came Granny Hestia and Vi’s brother, Edsel.

​But that wasn’t the end of it. The Dragonborn hatchlings Hestia had been caring for came unsteadily forward. The Weaver explained as they lined up, its voice almost parental behind the grinning mask.

​‘Now, Cranzalar, I know you think yourself a hero, though from where I’m standing that could be up for debate. So, I’m going to give you an opportunity to be a saviour. There are three in need of rescue here, as a nefarious villain is about to switch their brains off. But I’ll give you a choice: you can save one.’

​Cranzalar paused. He looked at Hestia, at Edsel, at the assembled hatchlings, all of them with putt strings looped around their minds like a noose.

​He looked at the Weaver, exultant in its stolen corporeality, basking in its own cleverness.

​‘I’m sorry,’ he said. And charged.

*

​Vi and Uzi had reunited. Uzi, after living through an awkward half-apology from Verischa’s father, and Vi, after having to hear Firuzeh’s weird child voice.

​Now the two stood in a little autumnal hollow, waiting for the Mind Spider to crawl from its hiding place. They weren’t talking now. It wasn’t the time for conversation.

​The trees shed more leaves as the sky grew dark, and before Vi had realised it, the place around them seemed haunted, the branches grasping malevolently toward them.

​And they weren’t alone.

​Eight long, spindling legs led up to a bloated black thorax, adorned with the white symbol of a mask where one might expect a red hourglass. A thin glint of light trailing from its spinnerets revealed a line of thread, stretching back into the darkness. And the spider’s eyes darted around as its mandibles twitched and clicked away in mock conversation.

​Vi went immediately for the web, attempting to cut through its tether to her mind. It spun with her, keeping the thread away, snapping at her as she was forced backward.

​To its left, Firuzeh rose up, pulling sorcerous power into a Tidal Wave that smashed into the spider and sent it sprawling. The wave filled the hollow, but the Mind Spider found its feet and rose above the water.

​It turned its psionic attention onto Uzi. Vi saw her gasp, looking confused, then panicked, then terrified. It made her forget how to breathe, Vi thought. She shouldn’t have come here. It was too dangerous!

Firuzeh slumped to the ground, and the Mind Spider advanced, stepping right over her prone form.

*

​The sound of the Weaver’s victims hitting the floor was echoed by a peal of thunder like the collapse of a cathedral. Cranzalar’s flail hammered down on the Weaver again and again, and each time it hit the thud of the impact and the crunch of shattering bone drew storm clouds to the sky above.

​A heavy rain fell, muffling Cranzalar’s roars of rage and anguish. The Weaver warped Vi’s form into that of a massive tarantula, but still Cranzalar beat at it over and over and over, and within seconds he’d caved its head in, shifting it back to Vi’s regular elven body.

​The river broke its banks in the downpour, and Cranzalar reached up to the power in the storm, filtered it through his faith and his fury, and Called Lightning to crash down on Verischa.

​The flash of light and accompanying boom faded. Cranzalar did it again.

​Afterwards, Verischa’s body lay in a smoking heap.

​Cranzalar stepped over to it, weapon held in a shaking fist.

*

​Verischa felt time slow to a crawl as the Mind Spider bore down upon her. It wasn’t the Weaver messing with her perceptions as it sometimes had before, this was that life-or-death moment where the ancient, animal part of your brain decides to either fight back or flee screaming.

​Vi couldn’t fight this thing. It was huge, terrifying; they were inside her mind, a place it had been infecting for months. It couldn’t be fought mentally.

​She couldn’t run, either. Where would she go? There was no escape; the Weaver was infesting every corner of her brain. Nowhere to hide from its pursuit.

​There were no options. There was nothing Vi could do.

​But.

​But she wasn’t alone. She had friends. She could depend on them. She could count on them to support her.

​All she had to do was let them help.

​She hurled a Healing Word to Firuzeh.

*

​Firuzeh catapulted back to consciousness, gulping down air, seeing the bulbous abdomen moving over her head.

​Her first instinct was to scramble away. But the spider would be focused on Vi. There wouldn’t be another chance like this.

She didn’t get up. She waited, calmly, pushing down the terror, slowing her breath.

​When the thread came into view, she launched an Ice Knife skywards, hoping one of the frozen shards would find its mark.

Luck was on their side. The Ice Knife exploded, severingthe thread and sending the Mind Spider skittering back. Uzi and Vi stood, holding each other upright, and watched as the Spider’s grip on the hollow in Vi’s mind loosened.

Its legs scrambled for purchase, its tie to the place gone. Without fanfare or ceremony, it fell upwards, as if they’d been on a ceiling.

It was done. Vi was waking up.

*

​Verischa’s eyes opened as Cranzalar focused healing energy into her body. He stepped back a little way as she struggled to move.

​‘This’ll be the fourth time,’ said Cranzalar.

​A thunderbolt crashed down onto Verischa’s body, killing her. Again.

​Cranzalar watch grimly through the rain. After a few seconds, he stepped forward, channelling curative power once more. ‘I will kill you over and over and again and again,’ he said, as the eyes opened. ‘I can do this forever if I have to. Bring. Them. Back.’

​Nothing. No response.

This’ll be the fifth time, then, he thought. But something was different.

​The mask slipped, just slightly.

​Carefully, Cranzalar reached down, and tipped it away from Vi’s face. There came a brief sense of vertigo; the mask wanting him to put it on… but it was weak. He ignored it and ramped up the healing on Verischa.

*

​Vi was greeted by a sky so blue it looked like home. There were a few grey clouds, retreating for the horizon, but the sky above where she lay was a beautiful cerulean.

​She tipped her head to the side, too tired to move properly. Cranzalar was a little way away, staring at something small and unmoving. There was grief behind his stoicism.

​Lying half-submerged in a puddle between them was the Mask of the Mind Spider, its smooth porcelain smirk pressed down into the mud.

​Vi breathed out. The air was cool and pleasant on her face. The rush of relief left her feeling even more exhausted than when she’d first awoken, but that was okay.

​They’d done it.

​They’d… something was nagging at the back of her mind. A tiny voice of discomfort, gently insisting that she’d forgotten something.

​Where was Uzi, anyway?

​Vi realised that the little voice at the back of her mind didn’t belong to her.

​‘Uh… guys?’ said Firuzeh, directly into Vi’s head without the decency to pass through her ears first. ‘What’s going on? Did we win?’

Floodwall Session 27: Misunderstanding

The party set out to find Diafani, with Cranzalar’s Locate Creature spell actually making it manageable. Diafani was skulking around Argat’s hospital, and after some threats and persuasions, she was convinced to travel with the party to Shallows’ soul rune in the plane of fire.


Once there, the three needed to nip back to the now-deserted City of Brass and find a diamond for use in Diafani’s True Resurrection spell. Along the way they found a shit-ton of treasure in the palace vault, including a cool scarab!
Once Shallows was up and alive again, things grew a bit complicated.
Uzi, worried about Shallows’ comments that Diafani couldn’t ever fight, went to challenge Aurifar over whether Diafani was also one of the agreed targets. Aurifar confirmed that she was.


While Uzi slept, communing with Aurifar in her dream, Cranzalar saw an opportunity to take out Shallows. It was technically what they’d come for, after all. He drew his glass sword and lunged.


Vi leapt into the path of his attack. They still needed answers from the Psionic Royal. Cranzalar’s sword flashed through her, and as she fell to one knee, blood splattered across the floor, the Mask of the Mind Spider woke up and took umbrage with Cranzalar’s actions.


It psychically reflected the damage right back at him.


Of course, Cranzalar was unaware that the Mask had acted without Vi’s consent, and if not for Uzi’s intervention, he and Vi may have come to further blows.
Shallows, seeing the mask, got pretty dang spooked, and began trying to get Diafani to team up with him to kill Vi – but his shouts were silenced as Uzi shoved the open Archive in his face and he poofed into a rune again.


It was agreed that the Mask was becoming too great a problem to ignore.
Uzi took charge, and came up with a plan! They’d revive Shallows (again), and he’d use his Psionic abilities to send Verischa into her own subconscious and try to evict the Weaver. Uzi insisted upon accompanying her – despite Vi’s claim that it was too risk, Uzi said that Vi and Cranzalar were the only things that she had to risk. And she wanted to help.


Cranzalar would keep watch on their physical forms, and take off Shallows’ head if he tried anything funny.


But first they needed another diamond.

Floodwall Session 26: Dreams, Gifts, Plans, and Parley

Cranzalar dreamt of a deep sun fathoms below the ocean, boiling away the brine. A voice not entirely unlike Eadro’s came to him as he watched, and offered him a different kind of power. Cranzalar accepted, and awoke to find a greatsword rammed through his chest. He’d become a warlock. So now he was an undead dragonborn warlock/cleric with a cursed sword and a pact blade. This guy just keeps stacking up the modifiers!

Firuzeh dreamt of Aurifar running Cranzalar through before he vanished. And they spoke of the nature of their deal; how Firuzeh only swore she’d retrieve the deity’s power – she didn’t necessarily have to kill for it. Lilla was still there, and still mad.

Lilla’s presence in this dream sparked something in the back of Firuzeh’s mind: if, when a Royal is killed, their soul is pulled to this place with Aurifar, then where was Shallows, the exiled Tiefling running Dry Land’s smuggling operation from just beyond the City of Brass?

Vi’s dream of a giant dancing Moss was interrupted by the Mind Spider. It insisted that, since they were working together, it would offer a gift to help her preserve herself. After all, it didn’t want to be packed up in another crate. The Spider could lift some of the safety locks from Vi’s mind, and allow her to cast her Moonbeam spell more often – no strings attached. It also warned her that if she didn’t at least consider its offer, then she may never sleep again.

It wasn’t a very restful night for anyone.

Around coffee/hot brown morning potion, the three and Bailiff went through their next steps. It was agreed that their next target should be Argat, as they were reasonably sure of his location – his Hospital on the Fourth Tier – and of the nature of his power – Abjuration.

But before that, Firuzeh wanted to investigate the remains of Shallows, which meant getting back to the Plane of Fire. The Archive informed them that Shallows’ body had been completely destroyed, and his soul was converted to pure data: the rune left on the floor. To revive him, as Uzi was planning, would only be possible through the Wish or True Resurrection spells. As it stood, there was just one person capable of casting True Resurrection in all of Floodwall:

The Divine Royal, Diafani.

Floodwall Session 25: Deal

When last we left off, the party – we could really do with a better group name for them – were exploring the labyrinth beneath the city with the Royal Zelena.
They made their way through a series of tunnels, fighting off a Drider on the way, before coming to a locked door with an open hole in the wall beside it. There was a skeleton with a missing arm on the floor by it.


Uzi stuck her tail in and almost had the dang thing ripped off; fortunately, she was able to splash out of there. Zelena then decided she was the one that would deal with it, promptly getting her arm stuck in the wall. Her indestructible nature meant nothing got ripped off, so she eventually just kind of ripped it out of there.


And then she realised she’d lost her ring of three wishes. Seemed it had been pulled off her hand by the mechanism. Zelena went apeshit, smashing the wall and door apart, frantically searching for the ring.


Vi spotted it first, lying in the rubble.


And she immediately gave it back to Zelena. Zelena will remember this.


Zelena explained that she only had one wish left in the ring, and that she’d never been very good at magic. She can Conjure things, but she’s only been able to create a ring like that once. Her first wish with it was a good one which made her immortal, but apparently her second one didn’t work. She’s been saving the third.


The four made their way to the centre spire beneath the city to find a Mind Flayer and its pet Intellect Devourer that lurked there. The Devourer managed to reduce Cranzalar to a complete dumbass, and almost ate his brain, but despite this he still blew the fucking thing to bits. The Mind Flayer was polymorphed into a worm and placed into a jar of mayonnaise.


The central spire didn’t seem to have any shadow-y leviathan things around it. Zelena approached, and upon touching the spire’s surface, her eyes began to burn with sunlight and she seemed to have a fit – when Uzi tried to pull her away, the force seemed to pass through her like a current, and Uzi had a vision.


Aurifar sat in a featureless void. He spoke to Uzi, telling her that the Leviathan, now unchecked by Cranzalar’s belief in Eadro, had sought him out and attempted to take his place. In his weakened state, all Aurifar could do was try to maintain his will as the Leviathan infested him. It wants to unite the planes, to be whole again, but in doing so it’d reduce all of reality to an endless soupy pandemonium.


Uzi wanted answers. Aurifar promised he’d answer one question.
‘How do we stop the Leviathan?’


‘The method with the highest chance of succeeding is to return my power to me. Each of your Royals has a sliver of it. Well, except for Lilla over there, who’s dead.’
Lilla gives a wave, but it’s an angry one.


But Uzi’s suspicious. She wants him to confirm he’s not going to go all apocalypse if he gets his powers back.


‘I promised one answer,’ says Aurifar.


‘What if I pledge to return your powers to you?’


‘Yeah ok. No, I’m not going to turn evil if my power is returned to me.’


And with that, it’s a deal. Uzi has pledged herself to this weird fused god. She didn’t even ask about her parentage!

When the vision was over, Zelena was looking shaken as all hell. Seems she’d had a less productive meeting. She more or less immediately conjured a ladder out of the depths, and was gone by the time the party got up it.

Things are definitely fine though!

Floodwall Sessions 22-23-24: Going Underground

I’ll try and keep it brief, ‘cause I’m condensing three sessions into one post. (Later, Alex will only write recaps when at least 3 sessions have passed)

                In the aftermath of the Masquerade, Cranzalar had come back from the dead. Doing so had a few side effects – he no longer needs to eat or sleep, for example, and he technically doesn’t count as a living creature for certain spells. On the larger scale too, it seems that Cranzalar was the only worshipper of Eadro left, and since his death, his belief no longer shaped the god as it had before.

                Bringing back Cranzalar was Eadro’s last act before succumbing to the prayers of the Cult of the Flood, and fully becoming the Leviathan.

                The party decided it’d be wise to try and deal with what might be lurking underneath Floodwall, as they’d done in the tower on the Plane of Life. Hopefully, they could head off whatever the Cult was planning, and save Cranzalar’s God.

                After taking some time for research and supplies – obtaining information and trinkets from Nico Tippler and her dog-drawn market – they made their way down through the sewers and to one of the old stone doors Firuzeh had passed many times when she was younger.

                Figuring out how to get in, they found their way to an ongoing ritual around a sealed trap door, with hundreds of members of the Cult of the Flood gathering to take part. The three decided they needed to stop this no matter what, and waded in to battle. Vi even ended up using the Scroll of Foresight they’d kept, allowing her to see ghostly fore-images of events a few seconds in the future.

                Unfortunately, they didn’t have an exit strategy, and there were too many cultists to cut down (I really think it would’ve gone smoothly if you hadn’t been dealing with high-level casters to counter stuff).

                Despite putting a stop to the spell, and keeping the seal, well… sealed, the three were overwhelmed by sheer numbers and dogpiled by cultists. As the remaining two ritual leaders approached, knives in hand, Cranzalar mustered up a last-ditch well of divine power, and brought down a Guardian of Faith.

                It swept through those holding the party, and with a combination of their magic, the Vi, Uzi, and Cranzalar fled the chamber with the Cult in pursuit. Out of nowhere, a razor sharp spinning chakram flew over the party – with them only managing to avoid it thanks to Vi’s Foresight – and took out those leading the chase. And another figure entered the fray.

                Zelena, the jacked-as-fuck Royal with the green skin and bull’s horns, had seemingly followed the party down into the underground. But she leapt over them, pulling a greatsword from thin air, and just went to town on the Cult.

                In a gesture that was incredibly important, while watching from the wings, Vi foresaw a massive blast of magic about to slam into Zelena, and despite her being a Royal, she chose to warn her.

                After some shenanigans, and realising that Zelena hadn’t followed the party, she was just dungeon delving, Cranzalar fully utilised the opportunity that Vi’s warning of Zelena had created… by just, sort of, uh… being like ‘Hey, I’m Cranzalar, it’s cool to meet you.’

                And now, the party and Zelena have crashed down through the seal that the Cult were trying to get through, blown up a small horde of Beholders, sailed down an underground waterfall, and spent the night in a conjured caravan.

                Also, Uzi learned some pretty important shit regarding Tieflings – they can’t breed with other species. Zelena had tried before. And interbreeding was definitely off the table. Zelena had attempted other methods, but none of that had worked out.

                And Moss the Weasel is still in the Feywild, but he’s on his way back.

Floodwall Session 21: Masquerade

Weeks had passed while the group was in the Feywild, though thanks to some time-dilation bullshit they’d only been there for a few hours.

Immediately upon their return, Bailiff provided formal attire and masks, and they were whisked away to the 6th Tier for Czerna’s Masquerade.

Flashing the tickets they’d purloined from the Heliodynes’ mansion, the party was nevertheless searched for weapons and such on their way in. Thankfully, Firuzeh was able to dissuade the security guard from wanting to leaf through her book, as a guard being disintegrated would probably cause something of a fuss.

Upon arriving and seeing the spread, the three each noticed a person of particular interest to them. Cranzalar, heading to the bar, made conversation with a somewhat-out-of-his-depth Redford, who was there in an attempt to drum up business.

Vi met Dry Land’s new second in command, a halfling woman named Nicobar Tippler, who was masquerading as a tall person; punching the air, constantly speaking into a sending stone, and announcing her status as ‘that bitch’. Between threatening to dunk on the party, she offered them free gift bags – ‘Containing a free magical gift, and you even get to keep the bag!’

The party obtained an Orb of Slope Detection (when placed on a slope, it will roll in the direction of the incline), a Belt of Disguise Self (the creature wearing the belt can disguise themselves as any creature that’s wearing the belt), and a Flask of Giant Strength (when opened, increases the creature’s STR to 25 (requires STR 26 to open)).

They also received a bag of holding each.

Uzi was very interested in the guy staffing the candyfloss machine. Something about him just set off alarm bells in her head, but she couldn’t get him to confess any wrongdoing. She also covered her whole arm in candyfloss.

And the Royals arrived.

Czerna first, descending a flight of stairs that hadn’t been there a moment ago. Next, Rosso, who came straight to where the party stood at the buffet table. Cranzalar brazenly started chatting with him, but wasn’t able to discern anything they could use against him before he wandered off to the bar.

After this, the candyfloss guy excused himself, before returning with robes and a new mask – Argat, the royal known for his hospital on the 4th tier. He has something of a fondness for experiments, and it seemed this had been one of them.

Uzi, freaking out just slightly, attempted to hide under the buffet table. She was greeted by Zelena, who sort of nodded in acknowledgement before going back to the stack of pizzas she’d absconded with.

‘There’s fuckin’ Royals everywhere,’ said Uzi, emerging from beneath the tablecloth.

Cranzalar was still all business. He marched up to the throng of admirers around Czerna, and asked if she’d care to dance.

He was immediately escorted from the premises for his audacity ROLLED A NATURAL TWENTY ON HIS PERSUASION CHECK, and with a smile, Czerna accepted.

Unfortunately, Cranzalar had two left feet, both of which having claws on them. Czerna ended up leading the dance, and the dynamic this facilitated meant she was much more closed off with her answers than she might have been.

As this went on, Uzi attempted to apologise to Argat, in an effort to smooth things out later on. He stated that apologising now she knew he was Royal was the worst kind of backpedalling, and the whole reason he performs social experiments like that one. The guy’s just an asshole, y’know?

Cranzalar and Czerna’s dance came to an end with the clichéd dip-and-smooch, but they both had masks on so there weren’t any actual mouths involved. And that was the point when Mavi arrived.

He’d dried off since his last encounter with the party, and had a woman in a white tux and kitsune mask as his +1. Unfortunately his got a crit on his perception check, and recognised Uzi almost immediately. As he spoke in hushed tones with Argat – ‘The ones who murdered Lilla are here’ – the woman in the tux revealed herself to be Diafani.

Her plan was to kill as many royals as she could before her cover was blown. Uzi tried frantically to change her mind, but by this time Vi and Cranzalar had moved to try and pull Uzi out.

Using  Thaumaturgy and Druidcraft, they began creating ominous tremors and blowing out the lights – this had its intended effect of spurring the Royals into action.

Unfortunately, before moving to investigate, Mavi used Power Word: Stun to take Uzi out of the equation. The encounter that followed quickly became a desperate attempt to escape, as Mavi used Mass Suggestion to have each guest remove their mask.

He, Rosso, and Czerna advanced on Cranzalar and Vi. With Cranzalar blasting them away with thunderous power, and Vi using Confusion, they were able to slow down Mavi and Rosso enough that they couldn’t get close – but Czerna kept going. She flickered, just slightly, whenever she was hit.

She trapped Cranzalar in a whirling Mental Prison of gnashing mouths.

Meanwhile, Uzi had shrugged off the stun, and was pleading with Diafani for backup… but ostensibly she couldn’t get through to her. Diafani was too focused on her cover, and her mission.

Cranzalar had been shouting for Vi and Uzi to escape, and Uzi primed a Dimension Door – she and another creature could teleport away, to safety. But Vi refused, so that Uzi could use it to pull Cranzalar out. She Wild Shaped into a mouse, and with Uzi’s sorcerously-twinned Haste spell she was able to scurry off to their meeting point outside.

With a last ‘Fuck you’ to Diafani, Uzi sprinted to Cranzalar, and grabbed him. With her, he could escape Czerna’s spell.

But unfortunately, Mental prison is internal – it’s not enough to slip between the bars. Cranzalar took massive damage from passing through the walls, and when he and Uzi appeared in the street outside, the cleric tumbled to the ground.

Cranzalar had died.

The following hours were hard for Vi and Firuzeh, as they flew back down to their base, and tried to think of ways to reverse Cranzalar’s death.

Bailiff suggested placing him somewhere cold, to try and stave off the decay, while they tried to find someone powerful enough to raise the dead. The surviving members of the party kept watch, slumped against the wall.

Cranzalar’s soul, though, had encountered his god, Eadro. Eadro was warping, changing into something monstrous. His only worshippers left in Floodwall just knew him as the Leviathan. Cranzalar would need to fight his way back.

When almost a day had passed in the cold basement room of the Regicider Hideout, Cranzalar’s eyes snapped open.

Floodwall Sessions 19-20: The Feywild, or, The Plane of Life, or, the Gang Fucks Up and Releases an Ancient Evil

BAD RECAP BECAUSE THE DM FORGOT TO DO IT RIGHT AWAY

Went to feywild – find dragonborn hatchlings, find a way to cure Edsel (Vi bro)

Upon arrivng and meeting with Granny Hestia, Vi’s druid teacher, they found that Edsel’s weird link to the Kraken was preventing the healing working on him. They’d need to figure things out with the source of hat.

That meant heading to the ocean. Brief Eladrin diversion. Uzi’s birthday.

Upon arriving, Cranzalar saw a tower in the distance: another floodwall.

They learned here was one of these towers in each known plane, and that theirs was the plane of water.

They decided they needed to investigate the tower and what was within, but before she left, Vi showed mask to Hestia. Hestia was like ‘guess you’ll die’

Cranzalar communed with Eadro to ask for answers – what is the tower? What is the Kraken? What is the weaver?

Learned that the tower was built to seal something. That there’s no such entity as the ‘kraken’. And that the Weaver is only present at turning points in history, stealing vessels and taking over.

They went to the tower, and found where Edsel had stashed the hatchlings.

Then they went to the bottom, and found a tiefling woman -Diafani – wrestling ssome weird shadow creature, pinned down by the tower’s centre spire.

It escaped, in the form of a weird little spider.

Diafani was quite unhappy, and said ‘gotta hunt that shit’. She told everyone about Tieflings having slivers of Aurifar’s power, and that they were supposed to pass them down. That it was her burden to be the immortal watcher of the towers, and the parts of the thing that they sealed.

That she planned to go to Floodwall and ensure the shards of Aurifar were properly inherited (via murder of Royals)

The shadowy thing’s escape broke its connection with Edsel, who seemed to have recovered. He told them of the books he’d been reading that led him to the creature – that when the planes were all one it helped bind them together.

That Aurifar split the planes and himself in the process, passing his power to the tieflings and pinning the thing beneath towers. He wanted the royals to protect the towers, but it ended up that only Diafani was keeping up her emd of the bargain. The rest were chilling on Floodwall.

Floodwall Session 18: The After-After-Party

Returning to the Regicider base after their somewhat harrowing day, Cranzalar, Vi, and Uzi were greeted by an incredibly cheerful Bailiff and a shower of confetti.

’You fuckin’ did it!’ they grin, ‘I’ve put together a bit of a party, to celebrate!’

The party, covered in cuts, bruises, and each having almost died at least once that day, elected to skip the party and get some sleep.

Cranzalar had a fairly ominous dream that night, of a watery abyss filled with statues of people he knows, and a colossal something swimming toward him. He woke in a cold sweat – if Dragonborns can sweat – to find the music still playing and the base seemingly deserted.

Following a trail of clues, the party found that the dragonborn eggs had hatched, but most of the eggs’ contents was similarly absent. They ventured into the depths of the base, gathering more of the hatchlings along the way – and a little glass shark – and eventually found Bailiff, blindfolded and tied to a chair in some kind of panic room. They’d been out to stock up on supplies, and when they came back everything just went dark.

Vi spotted some movement on one of the monitors, of a figure that had appeared in the room with all the hatchlings. It was Vi’s Brother, spiriting the baby dragonborn through a portal to the feywild. The party raced to confront him, and in the ensuing conflict, Cranzalar’s protective rage led to him almost killing Vi’s Brother.

For Vi, her perception of time slowed to a crawl, hours seeminng to pass between each heartbeat. The Mask of the Mind Spider spoke to her.

’I can calm your friend and save your brother,’ it whispered. ‘All I ask in return, is permission to move beyond just this mask.’

Vi refused. The cost – whatever it was – would be too high. She threw herself into the path of Cranzalar’s magic, splitting the harm between herself and her brother. In the struggle, Uzi was able to rescue the last remaing hatchling – a white dragonborn.

Cranzalar came to his senses.

He attempted to heal Vi’s Brother, and was just able to uncloud his mind for a moment – the party learned that Vi’s Brother took the hatchlings for the Leviathan, the entity worshipped by the Cult of the Flood. He said that since Dragonborn are originally of the ocean, the Leviathan is free to lay claim to them.

Then I’m pretty sure Vi just knocked the fucker out.