Floodwall Session 49: Spider Down the Plughole (Story)

The four have journeyed to the very centre of the Elemental Plane of Water, to the place where all water is channeled to other planes. They’ve traversed the treacherous caverns and defeated a sea-hag that had been blocking their path.

They bed down for the night, each agreeing to take watch in turn. The last are Firuzeh then Diafani, and as they transfer their shift, they speak briefly on relationships, awkwardness, and the frightening task ahead. Uzi’s eyes close, and Diafani’s fix upon Vi’s bag with the mask inside.

In the morning, and with a night’s rest in them, the four set out to the very heart of the complex they’re in. Scouting ahead, Vi finds it to be a huge whirlpool; the streams they’d been following all swirling and coalescing into the source for every plane in existence.

A plan is formed: they’ll bring the cask with the herbs for the tea to a rock in a stream on the whirlpool’s edge. They’ll brew the tea up there, so if anything is broken, it still drains into the source.

The three begin working on the spell, after wading through the waters. The fourth, Diafani, stays back in the tunnel to guard any possible ambush.

Vi begins reciting the spell… and finds she cannot remember it.

She stops, gather her thoughts, remembers; begins again. And again the words of the spell slip through rapidly spreading cracks in her mind.

Something is keeping her from casting the spell.

Uzi immediately sprints back to Diafani, to see if she’s ok. Cranzalar resists the urge to head off to the possible threat, instead staying to guard over Vi’s spellwork.

Diafani tells Uzi she hasn’t seen any threats, but Uzi insists that the Mind Spider itself is here, somehow keeping them from achieving their goal. Diafani dismisses it.

But Uzi is persistent. Diafani sighs. ‘Why must you be so distracting?’ She casts Dominate Person, but not before Uzi looses a lightning bolt. When Diafani recovers from the blast, there’s a smirking mask upon her face.

‘How long have you been controlling her?’ asks Uzi.

She doesn’t get an answer.

The two head back towards the rest of the group. ‘We’re going to kill those other two,’ says the Mind Spider. ‘You’re to do everything in your power to assist me.’

Cranzalar, having heard something back in the tunnel, has his weapon at the ready. He’s prepared a cloud of magical darkness – if anything approaches, he’ll blot out the light and destroy anything within it.

What comes out first is Uzi’ voice, pushing against the Mind Spider’s control. ‘OKAY,’ screams Uzi, her voice a deafening audio eye-roll. ‘LET’S GO KILL OUR FRIENDS, MIND SPIDER DIAFANI!’

Cranzalar collapses the tunnel exit with a Shatter spell.

Vi, having nearly completed the spell, splits her attention and fills a flask with the tea… just in case.

Inside the tunnel, and having been commanded to clear rocks, Uzi is picking up pebbles and wondering aloud why getting through the collapsed tunnel is taking so long.

Finally, the Mind Spider loses its patience and taps into Diafani’s power; she erupts with a fiery blast of power and nearly evaporates the rocks. Cranzalar’s darkness ripples out, but the Weaver homes in on his mind and the two clash as if in broad daylight.

When the darkness dissipates, Uzi is ready, lining up a lightning bolt at one of her friends (if it happens to hit the Mind Spider, then that’s a necessary sacrifice for Uzi’s assistance).

Cranzalar and Diafani are crossing swords, with the latter’s armor progressively decaying with each strike of the corrosive greatsword. Realising it’s fighting a losing battle, the Mind Spider switches tactics and goes Vi.

Vi can’t do a lot to defend herself without losing the progress on the tea spell – but she isn’t the target. Another fiery strike from Diafani’s sunblade destroys the cask and evaporates its contents.

Vi keeps on channeling the spell as the Spider gloats. And then Vi throws her flask of the remaining tea into the whirlpool, spreading the brewed erasure of the Mind Spider to every drop of water in the multiverse.

Uzi tackles her at the Spider’s command, but not so quickly that she’d ruin the throw’s trajectory. Vi has been preparing a greater restoration to use on Diafani – to loosen the mask from her face – but instead she uses it now, freeing Uzi from the Dominate.

As the Mind Spider moves in for an attack, the two grapple with Diafani – holding her arms and tearing the mask from her face.

Without its host, nothing is left to remember the Mind Spider. Cranzalar brings his sword down on the fallen mask, and crushes it to dust.

Diafani apologies for putting on the mask – she was so afraid and it offered her a deal – but she and Uzi hug it out.

The spirit of Ban appears briefly, freed from the Spider, before passing on to somewhere else.

And the party decides to just teleport back to Sigil, leaving the nice boat Zelena made just fuckin’ floating in the sea.

Floodwall Sessions 43-48: The Feywild, the Tea, and the Ocean

Once more, I wish I’d recap more often.

After spending some time away – Vi confronts her shitty Dad, and learns a recipe for a tea that can erase memories from Granny Hestia – the party returns to Floodwall with a plan to remove the Mind Spider from the collective unconscious, thus killing it forever. It’s a memetic entity that’s immortal as long as creatures in the multiverse remembers it, so they’ll add the memory-wiping tea to the source of all water (which happens to be on the same plane they’re from) and deal with it that way.

They go shopping. They make a deal to get a map from a friend of Shallows named ‘Ardent’, but end up with a lantern that’ll point to the very centre of whatever plane it’s on instead. Uzi gives up the ring of wishes she got from her Mum as collateral.

And then they sail away on a boat Zelena made! Diafani goes with, after a somewhat embarrassing confession from/to Firuzeh. It makes the whole quest a bit awkward.

Upon finding the centre of the plane of water, and the tunnels where water is spread to other planes, the party fights a weird sea-hag that’s been blocking the routes. They diffuse several of her scariest abilities through Vi’s use of Feeblemind, and defeat her handily.

The three (plus Diafani) prepare to mix-up the tea and spread it through the multiverse, erasing the Weaver once and for all.

Floodwall Sessions 37-42: A hundred things happen

Damn ok uh

You went to Eberron, did some jobs for Nico there

You trapped Mavi in a bottle after faking going to a Royal Meeting, with disguises and stellar impressions of said Royals. You then chucked Rosso through a portal to the Elemental Plane of Earth and Cranzalar Arcane Locked it behind him.

Czerna is hunting for you.

You got a lot of fireproofing and a treetrunk-thick Staff of Anullment from Nico, in return for ‘a favour after all this is over’. You used it to kill Oltin by dispelling layer after layer of wards on them until you reached the True Polymorph. They fought back even when turned humanoid again, turning Firuzeh into a prawn. Vi finished them off with sinister wound magic (I deeply regret not doing a proper narrative recap for this. It was in-person and everything ಥ_ಥ).

You had an emotional conversation and Vi revealed that she’d murdered that Inquisitor.

Y’all decided to go for a quick holiday in the Feywild, to try and recover and re-find yourselves; Vi especially.

Right we’re caught up it’s fine

Floodwall Session 36: All Rise! Live from Darwen!

Okay I don’t think I can do a proper narrative-style recap for this one; too much went down. Why don’t we record these?!


The whole point of the trial was to determine if the Leviathan had a rightful claim to the shards of Aurifar’s power, or if it would be made to cease and desist, as it were. Of course, ‘cease and desist’ in this case is a euphemism for having its champion ‘discarded’. ‘Discarded’ is also a euphemism.
Also, to keep things fair, if the Defence won, then Aurifar’s champion would be the one to be discarded. Perfectly balanced, blah blah Thanos meme
Vi was given the ability to compel truth from those on trial. It was pretty useful. After a quick 30 minutes to prep – during which Uzi hurled some abuse at Aurifar, and Cranzalar learned that Eadro really did want to drown the city, because its position above the water was unnatural – the trial got properly underway.

First on the stand was Aurifar himself. The main gist of questioning was ‘Why are you such a bellend?’
Aurifar explained his coming into the world causing cracks, his accidental creation of life, and his desire to save that life from the rising water – this led him to build Floodwall, with the help of several trusted advisors.
He also told the court about Diafani’s role – how she was the first to receive a spark of his power, and the only one not to take more than was offered. Her job would be to travel between the planes and maintain the massive arcane spikes pinning down the Leviathan.
Since he’d given away the spark that granted him immortality, Aurifar would have to pass on his other sparks to keep the tide from swallowing the city. Unfortunately, everyone else took way more power than Aurifar had intended, and rather than pissing off back to skyworld or whatever, Aurifar fell dormant for millennia.

Diafani was next. She told the court of her initial role as a sort of errand person for Aurifar and his actual generals. About the fact that the maintenance of the other towers was much more combat heavy than expected, and there was no way for her to defend all of them at once – the reason any had fallen was simply because she hadn’t been there at the time.
Cranzalar posited that this seemed like she’d been given an impossible task – that she’d been doomed to fail from the start.

Afterwards, the party called Lilla to the stand. She was pretty obstinate at first, but she was gently reminded that she didn’t have much better to be doing, being dead and all. She was a bit more compliant after that, though still not particularly helpful. Though she did let slip that the immortality was first suggested by Mavi and Ban, and it was something they all had to work pretty hard on – Rosso’s ‘potions’ took the longest, she thought.

Next, Mavi was the one to be questioned. His initial reaction was ‘Fuck this, I’m busy in Floodwall controlling the populace from my broadcast tower’, but the Judge’s Compulsion got him talking.
‘Was seizing immortality entirely your own idea?’ asked Vi.
‘It was not.’
‘Did you conspire with another entity?’
‘I did.’
At this point, Uzi was shooting Aurifar death glares, assuming he’d been the one to suggest all this – to keep himself entertained as an immortal being.
‘What was the nature of the entity that you conspired with?’
‘It was powerful, and older than any of us, and-‘
Vi’s tone was stern. ‘Its name, Mavi.’
‘…The Weaver.’
Mavi then explained his finding the mask, how he never put it on, but how he’d linked his life to the Spider’s – neither can die while the other lives – and how one day he’d lost the thing. He assumed it had grown tired of his refusals.

They called the Weaver itself to the stand. It seemed delighted to be there, and explained that there was more than one mask, and in multiple worlds. That its whole motivation was to stave off boredom. That Mavi hadn’t put on the mask, but Ban had – until he’d died, anyway.
The Ban that the city dealt with was simply a series of pre-recorded messages, expertly interacting with the world through Ban’s divination. When he’d received the spark from Aurifar, his visions were too much – so he’d made a deal with the Mind Spider to understand them. In return, he’d given the Weaver the divination spark upon his death.

So, earlier, the party had discussed how to get out of this whole business without anyone being euphemised to death. They decided their best bet was to get it declared a mistrial – and for believability, since they still had to play their roles or risk being chucked into a labyrinth by the Lady of Pain -Cranzalar should be the one to declare that, as defence and everything.
Anyway, Uzi got all fired up and yelled that the influence of the Weaver meant that this whole thing had started in bad circumstances, and the question of anyone’s claims’ validity isn’t relevant; the Weaver is the real issue here, this is clearly a mistrial.

After this was an hour’s recess to regroup and figure out if the mistrial thing was correct. Of course, rather than working on the case, Cranzalar, Vi, Uzi, and Diafani capitalised on the fact that Eadro was contained in the trial – Cranzalar’s soul was outside its reach right now. It was True Resurrection time, beech.
Shallows got himself a sandwich; salami and ham on a nice seeded ciabatta.

Upon their return, Eadro was all ‘Cranzalar. You’re looking well.’

The next logical witness was Ban himself, his shade manifesting just like Lilla’s had. He told the court that the Weaver had indeed influenced their actions, and that its overall goal was entertainment, yes, but also survival; the Weaver, in essence, is a memetic creature, only existing as an idea. Since Ban’s memory went forward as well, and since the weaver had his shard and thus his soul, then there’d always be someone to remember it, and so it’d always exist.
The party began thinking up ways to split Ban from the Mind Spider. Uzi sneakily got the Archive to copy down one of the witness containment circles. It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later.
Also, yes, since he’d seen the future, and got his power from Aurifar, then Aurifar should have been able to as well. So why did he send Diafani out, knowing full well that she’d fail?

Anyway, after this, the party got Aurifar back on the stand. ‘Why are you such a bellend?’ Uzi asked. But also, they asked whether Ban’s comments at the end were correct. Why had he sent Diafani on a quest she couldn’t possibly fulfil?
‘Because,’ said Aurifar, struggling against the Judge’s Compulsion, ‘That was the only way I could be sure she’d still be here when I got back.’
Everyone’s jaw dropped. Well, except Cranzalar, who’d sort of seen this coming. And Uzi, who proceeded to call Aurifar an incel.

Last on the stand was the leviathan, currently bound up in the form of Eadro by Cranzalar’s thoughts. He spoke of his goal to destroy any aberrations, regardless of cost- to return to the natural order of things. In the short term, this meant drowning the city of Floodwall; depriving Aurifar of his shards was the way to do that.
In the long term, it meant returning the planes to their original form; one seething mass of chaos. Yes, all current life in the Floodwall cosmology would cease to exist, so would the leviathan. But, it meant that things could begin properly, without everything broken by Aurifar’s landing.

Throughout the trial, before the dismissal of each witness, Cranzalar had been asking each who they thought Aurifar’s sparks belonged to. And each of them insisted that it was finders keepers, so to speak.
So the party argued that no, the Leviathan didn’t have any claim to the parks. But neither did Aurifar himself, not anymore. Nobody had broken the letter of their original deal. It was in essence a no-man’s-land sort of situation.
And the Lady of Pain agreed. She severed any ties the gods had with the party – Aurifar lost his ability to make Uzi spontaneously combust, and Eadro’s power left Cranzalar – he’d have reverted to a corpse there had they not True Resurrected him in the recess.
The gods remerged, and were sent back to Floodwall to begin their battle from scratch.
Cranzalar realised he needed to find a new god. And then the party bought a house in Sigil????

Floodwall Sessions 34-35: Jury Duty

Oh my god you guys a lot has happened.

Okay, so, upon returning to the city the party was swept up into an illusion by Czerna, in which they fought against Rosso to stop him from reaching the Regicider Base and wrecking the place.
In the real world, a large group of Church Guards assaulted the base, following the dead-man’s-switch beacon the Inquisitor had left behind.
The party – breaking out of the illusion without realising it – made their way to the bottom tier, to throw this beacon into the sewers. There, they came across Zelena.
And since Uzi wasn’t wearing her disguise, Zelena recognised her. Turns out she’s her Mum, sort of.
Zelena was really more a craftsperson than a proper spellcaster like the others. She’d made a Ring of Three Wishes – the First wish, centuries ago, made her immortal and practically impervious to all threats in the plane. The Second, much later, was a wish for a child. She just didn’t specify that the child had to turn up safely within sight.
When Uzi flashed into existence in the sewers, Zelena just assumed the wish had failed. This all came out in a mother-daughter conversation, where Zelena apologised for not being there and insisted that Uzi take her Ring of Wishes.
Travelling back to the Regicider base, the party found it trashed, with Bailiff and Carnival hiding in the panic room.
After healing Carnival’s missing arm and reinforcing the wards – along with creating some alternate doors to the base (courtesy of the Archive), the party were all like:
‘Hey, we should make an entrance in the Dry Land bar on the Fourth Tier. Where is Redford, anyway? Also we really should find Diafani.’
Redford had been in prison since the business with the Mind Spider. Whoops. The party learned this through a conversation with Nico, who also sold them a Cubic Gate to get to Diafani – she’d ended up in the City of Doors, Sigil, after planeswalking to escape the collapsing hospital. Nico had heard rumours that she’d got a bit of notoriety there.
Anyway, after a brief aside to get Redford out of jail – with disguises and Zelena’s help – the party travelled through their Cubic Gate to Diafani’s location… which was in a courtyard, overseen by the Lady of Pain herself.
Diafani was drawing up diagrams of arcane power to summon and bind divinities. And the group found themselves pressganged into roles in the court – Uzi as Prosecution, Cranzalar as Defense, and Vi as the Judge.
And the Lady of Pain was all like ‘Begin.’
COURT WAS IN SESSION

Floodwall Sessions 32-33: Relax!

In light of their recent successes, the party received some tickets to a spa/resort/hotel thing from Bailiff. It was a nice gesture; Bailiff had signed up to Nico’s special membership scheme and pulled some strings to get them. They declined to go with the party, though.

    The hotel was pretty fancy. There was a hot spring and everything, though since they were split by gender in the Japanese style, it’s probably a good thing Bailiff didn’t come.

    Anyway, there was an encounter with the Fire Genasi Inquisitor – a brief conversation with him, leading to a confrontation as the party tried to leave. There was also a conversation with his apprentice – a blue dragonborn who’d lost her name when apprenticing, so gave her name as ‘Carnevalle’. Well, she said ‘Carnival’, but that first one is how she thought it should be spelled.

    The altercation ended up with the Inquisitor in the Regicider’s dungeons, and with Carnevalle eating a load of big ham sandwiches in the common room. Cranzalar wanted to kill the Inquisitor, as his deity could convert that act into sustenance, and stop his body decaying further for a time. Firuzeh absolutely did not want that to happen, since the Inquisitor was their prisoner.

    Cranzalar relented, eventually, and stormed out to clear his head. As he reached the edge, looking out over the ocean, something ruptured in his chest, and he blacked out.

    When he awoke, he was deep, deep underwater. Something had been rammed through his chest, pinning him to the seabed. He tried to contact Eadro, but found himself facing Aurifar instead – who explained that he’d found it necessary to pin Cranzalar down in a similar way to his pinning of the Leviathan. The thing in his chest was a spire, like the one the city had grown around.

    Cranzalar was able to summon up his pact blade, even in this weird place, and struck at Aurifar, waking himself up. He freed himself and floated to the surface.

    Meanwhile, Uzi had gone to look for her friend. She followed his trail to the edge of the city, and then into the ocean – leaping down and diving to look for him. After a time, Vi followed, and the two saw in the distance this huge, magical flare go off.

    The flare was sort of Cranzalar’s fault. He’d ended up on this strange island that had been transmuted into different precious materials – trees made of emerald, diamond sand, even animals made of rare woods. After making his way to the centre, he found himself face to face with Oltin, the phoenix Royal, who let off a burst of transmutational power so strong it began to turn Cranzalar’s bones to obsidian.

    Cranzalar ran away, very quickly, and jumped onto a carpet he’d brought.

    Back in the city, as Uzi treaded water, Vi went back to the base to tell Bailiff about where they were going. Then she nipped back down to the cell with the Inquisitor in it.

    As it turns out, she agreed with Cranzalar.

    She didn’t find anything important on the Inquisitor’s corpse.

    As Cranzalar flew back, the Phoenix hot on his heels despite the multiple rounds of lightning bolts he blasted down onto it, he saw a massive tidal wave racing towards them, with Firuzeh commanding it from within.

    He rolled the carpet around himself and shot through the wave like a message in a pneumatic tube, and the full force of the tidal wave hammered down onto Oltin.

    The Phoenix died for a moment.

    Then, reigniting, it flew back to its island.

Floodwall Session 31: Versus Argat, Live from St. Albans! (Story)

The hospital is a reflection of its real-world counterpart; a familiar face peering back at you from a shallow pool of oil. The temperature skirts freezing, the gurneys and tools are rusted to the point of inoperability, the smell of mould in the still air is pervasive despite attempts to camouflage the olfactory landscape with cleaning chemicals.

​Five figures march grimly through the wards. The first, a Dragonborn. He’s used to the cold, so it can’t be the temperature that’s got him so uncomfortable. He hears breathing, calm, distant. Getting closer.

​The second, an Elf. She wants to get out. They all do, of course, but the Elf feels as though she is suffocating. There’s no life in this place, no natural world to connect to, nothing outside the hospital walls.

​After her is a Tiefling – not a Royal. The distinction is important. She has only just regained her body, and now wonders if it would have been better to stay incorporeal. She isn’t quite panicking yet, but she’s on a hair trigger. And she’s got some really good panic saved up.

​Bringing up the rear are two more Tieflings, Royal ones this time. One walks cautiously, weapon drawn, the light from its blade muted and wan in the encroaching dark. She can’t help but think of a dying candle as the air that feeds its flame runs out.

​The other walks casually, perhaps a bit groggy. There is a barely-healed wound on his throat, which he scratches at absent-mindedly. An observant bystander would see that his feet didn’t quite touch the ground, but there weren’t any bystanders.

​Just the five of them.

*

​Diafani had been alive for, uh… about 4,000 years now? She’d spent more than half of that time in a single chamber below the Plane of Life’s tower, battling with one of the last tendrils of the Leviathan that had still been pinned. When it had broken free in the other planes, that was just because she’d given up too soon. So she’d stayed, and fought, and fought.

​She’d never felt as close to death as she did now.

​Her companions were the ones directly responsible for her new freedom. They’d released the Leviathan, yes, and she’d been quite at odds with them at first… but she’d since learned that they really were doing everything they could to make things better.

​They still didn’t have much of a grasp on the big picture. To Diafani, it seemed they were more motivated by anger than any higher principle. But then, it was hardly her place to adjudicate the wrath of the downtrodden, was it?

​Well, three of her companions were downtrodden. Banafsaji, or ‘Shallows’ as he seemed to prefer these days, was a more recent addition to the group – like Diafani herself – and had been similarly away from the other Royals. Though in contrast, his exile was self-imposed.

And rather than fighting for centuries against a monster older than creation, he’d set up a smuggling operation and lounged about on a throne, eating grapes. It was both frustrating and reassuring that he was the same mercurial libertine she remembered from millennia ago.

​Cranzalar was talking, rousing her from cogitation. ‘Oh,’ she said when she realised he’d been talking to her. ‘I know my way around the real-world hospital, but I don’t know if this version will be different,’ she offered. Cranzalar was wanting to head deeper into the phylactery. Try to find an exit.

​It seemed as good a plan as any.

‘If it were laid out like the real hospital, then our fastest way to Argat’s, uhm, inner sanctum…’ She pointed toward a door with a heavy looking bar across it. ‘Would be through there. There’s other routes, of course, but—’

​Firuzeh had already marched toward the door, rolling up the sleeves of the mass of shawls she wore. They slipped back down within seconds, but it didn’t seem to put her off. Without a trace of magic Diafani could detect, Firuzeh hefted the bar across the door, wrenching it from the brackets it had been stuck in.

​‘Lift with your legs, Uzi, not your back,’ said Vi.

​Firuzeh just gave a jagged grin as the door swung outwards.

​The space beyond it was dark enough that the only indication of its scale was a vague feeling in the air. A path stretched forward; the same off-green hospital tiles they stood on now, lit by no source. Ostensibly, there was nothing supporting it, and no way of telling how far it went.

​It was also so narrow as to necessitate single file.

​‘Right,’ said Firuzeh, buoyed by her earlier momentum. She dropped to her hands and knees, scuttling out onto the path.

​Both Vi and Cranzalar stayed squarely on their side of the doorframe – though closer than either Diafani or Shallows. Vi, lowering herself with a little more grace than Firuzeh, reached a hand out under the path. It was thin as a razorblade. When Cranzalar called out, his voice did not come back.

Which meant that either A) the room didn’t have walls or a floor for the sound to echo from, or B) there was something in the darkness pressing inwards, muting the sound.

​Neither was encouraging.

​Firuzeh had stopped about fifteen feet from the door and was now scurrying hastily backwards from the abyss. Her friends pulled her out as soon as she was in reach, and with that same unexpected strength from before, she slammed the door shut and jammed the bar back into place.

​There was a brief moment of panting as she tried to collect herself. ‘Yeah, fuck that,’ she said between breaths. ‘Is there another way?’

*

​After piling a stack of rusted gurneys in front of the door,the group found themselves in a long hallway. It was flanked by more bare greenish doors, each with a wire mesh glass window, the rooms within unlit. Diafani couldn’t see the corridor’s end.

​Cranzalar had paused for a moment as he’d gone in, looking over his shoulder as if someone had spoken to him. There hadn’t been a sound. Whatever it had been that caught his attention, Cranzalar apparently didn’t feel the need to share it with the group. It mustn’t have been important, right?

​Firuzeh was peering through a window, hands cupped around her eyes to better see in the dark. The room she was looking into was small, more of a cupboard really – but as she backed away, Diafani saw a figure inside, slowly turning on the spot, shuffling its feet in clumsy rotation. It didn’t have a face. As it turned toward them, where its features should have been there was instead just a blank patch of mottled grey skin.

​It continued to turn. It hadn’t noticed them. Diafani didn’t know how it could have noticed them, but she was relieved nonetheless.

​Other rooms they passed were similarly occupied. One contained a woman eating from a once-lavish banquet spread, picking out teeth that had been embedded in the rotten food. Another, a group of figures dressed in gore-spattered scrubs performed bare-handed surgery on a screaming patient, resorting to their teeth to make incisions. Once the patient’s agonised movements had gone still, the head surgeon pulled a scalpel from within. Other implements followed.

​When the corpse was empty, the surgeon giddily began forcing the tools down its own throat before laying on the operating table. He began to scream as the others went to work.

​Diafani and the others were already moving on by then.

​‘I think they’re maybe memories?’ Vi wondered aloud. She’d been through something similar recently, having only just exiled the thing known as the Weaver from her own mind. Her musings were worth considering. ‘I mean, each room seems to be on a loop. Could they be Argat’s past experiments?’

​‘A phylactery contains the lich’s soul, though, not its mind,’ said Cranzalar. Diafani had noticed that when Cranzalar frowned, his horns would sometimes twitch just slightly, like a human’s ears. He sounded more thoughtful than doubtful.

​‘What if they’re important enough to him that they are part of his soul?’

​‘Vi might have a point there,’ said Shallows. ‘Sometimes, there are memories that even my very impressive psionic abilities cannot access; the ones that define a person. If they were held elsewhere than the brain, that would explain how they were beyond psionic reach.’

​He paused by a door that contained a surgeon grafting thin, spindly spider legs onto a puppy. ‘Of course, these are usually memories of love, not… this.’

​Firuzeh and Cranzalar were blinking at him. He actually looked away first. ‘I’m not being cheesy,’ said Shallows. ‘The soul is where love comes from. I’m serious.’

​Cranzalar’s horns twitched again.

​Firuzeh was pulling the strange book she kept out from her robes. ‘Right. Right, if these are experiments, then what if the Archive can pull the information?’ She flicked through a few pages, muttering as she did so.

​‘Oh,’ she said, after a moment of quiet. ‘It won’t work unless we’re in the rooms. Uh. I’m gonna… uh.’

​She opened the next door they came to, after checking there was nothing that would try to kill them inside. All the room contained was a lot of equipment, some piles of notes, and a roughly three-foot-wide hole in the wall.

​Diafani eyed the door as Firuzeh relayed what the Archive was telling her. It didn’t have the same green shade as the others, instead it was a murky brownish shade. The mesh in the window was tarnished and decayed in places. In fact, the other rooms were getting that way the further down the corridor they went.

​‘I’ve noticed it too,’ said Vi, quietly. ‘If the doors are getting older, we must be getting further back. There’s got to be an end to them.’

​Firuzeh slammed the book shut. ‘This was an experiment with putting artificial divine sparks into subjects. They all dissolved or melted or whatever, except for three of them.They escaped.’

​There came a crash from the distance. It sounded like… well, like a pile of gurneys crashing to the floor as a door was forced open. Then a cacophony in the corridor, sounds of screaming metal and roaring wind racing toward them.

​‘Run,’ said Cranzalar.

​The five of them sprinted away from the coming thing. If it caught up to them, that would be the end. The thing was so much faster than they could move, but they’d already come so far down the corridor. It was getting closer. There still wasn’t an end to the hallway. It was getting closer.

​And then they were through the last door. Diafani wasn’t sure how. She’d tripped, but someone had pulled her up and kept her going. Cranzalar had drawn his glass sword, she’d heard the distinctive ghostly shing it made when it left its sheath.

​They were in a version of the hospital, but older. From the state of Floodwall, it looked to be centuries ago; Diafani wasn’t great with history, what with her imprisonment-by-combat, but this was probably when the hospital had first been built, right?

​‘Are we all here?’ asked Cranzalar. ‘All intact?’

​It seemed to be so. They crept down through the corridors – not nightmarishly warped in this memory – and soon found themselves back in the main atrium. A red ribbon was stretched across the doors, and Argat stood before it, speaking with an animated crowd.

​A flash from Cranzalar’s eyes told the others he was using his eldritch sight. ‘It would appear that the entryway is rigged to feed the phylactery. Once the ribbon’s been cut, anyone that crossed the threshold will…’

​‘We’ve gotta stop it then,’ said Firuzeh.

​‘I don’t think we can affect the…’ Diafani began, but Firuzeh had already marched off.

​‘Look what you’ve done to Benjamin!’ she wailed., bursting through the doors to gasps from the crowd. It looked like she may be in need of a fainting couch or something.

​‘What is she even trying to–’ Diafani began, before realising that both Vi and Cranzalar had rushed out to join her.

​Cranzalar had employed one of his many faces to take on the role of Benjamin. He was a human man, dressed in a foppish outfit with lace emerging from the sleeves. More noticeable, however, was the fact that his skin was fizzing away like a carbonated drink.

​Argat, stunned to silence, simply gaped at them. Firuzeh’s assault continued.

​‘The experiments he put poor Benjamin through! The ghastly things he did!’ She addressed the crowd. ‘Do not go in there! Don’t end up like Benjamin!!’

​“Benjamin” keeled over with a sort of ‘Ueeegghhh?’ noise. Cranzalar didn’t need to breathe, but Benjamin probably did. His perfect stillness was disconcerting.

​Also, he’d started to smell. Vi was getting increasingly nuanced with this particular effect of her Druidcraft; after a brief snap of her fingers, she’d got Benjamin’s “corpse” smelling like his cause of death was ‘asphyxiation on shit from a baby that had only ever eaten curry’.

​Diafani kept her distance, trying not to gag.

​Their gambit had actually worked. The crowd was dispersing, and the memory of Argat stared at the three with horror. ‘This… isn’t how it went. You aren’t supposed to be here.’ His eyes widened, like someone coming into the realisation that they’re still dreaming.

​‘Get. Out,’ he said.

*

The five of them awoke, back on the floor of the regular, real-world hospital. Argat watched them coldly from the mezzanine, only taking a step back when Vi, Firuzeh, and Cranzalar rushed for him.

​A wall flashed up behind them. Diafani and Shallows were cut off.

*

​Cranzalar is first up the stairs. He sees Argat about to enter the labyrinthine network of passages built into the hospital. They’d lose hours trying to track him down in there, if they found him at all. That wouldn’t do.

​He whipped out a lightning lash, a solid bolt of energy that crackled through the air and fastened itself around Argat’sforearm. Argat had a second to grimace before he was yanked across the room, to land at Cranzalar’s feet. The ensuing scuffle, once Vi and Uzi joined him, ended up with Argat being thrown around the room like a tennis ball before being polymorphed into a snail.

​‘Right, we’ve got questions,’ said Cranzalar, picking Argat up by the shell.

​‘You’ve got answers,’ said Firuzeh.

​Argat’s eyestalks shrank back into his body.

*

While Snail Argat wallowed in a jar, Cranzlar, Vi, and Firuzeh set about disrupting the spell that had been carved above the hospital doors.

Before heading out, Cranzalar’s mask of many faces let him take on the form of Argat, and he bluffed his way to making an announcement over the farspeech intercoms.

‘Attention all patients and staff members. This is Argat.’ His German accent wasn’t very good, but that was okay because neither was Argat’s. ‘The hospital is about to explode. Everybody out. This is not a drill.’

​Destroying the sigil… took a few attempts. Initially, Vi was trying to leap up and hit it with a dispel. It became apparent quite quickly – after slamming her face into the ground – that it was a little too high for that. Cranzalar tried to lift her. They both fell, slamming faces into the ground. Vi leapt with both Firuzeh and Cranzalar cupping their hands as a springboard. Faces, ground. Truly, this was the greatest challenge they’d ever faced.

​After what felt like eighteen months, they remembered that there was a flying carpet in Cranzalar’s haversack.

​Once it was hit by the green-purple flash of Vi’s magic, the sigil above the door ran dry, blood imbuing it coagulating before shrivelling to ash. And the whole hospital’s façade slid away from the rest of the building, the structure crumbling.

*

​Firuzeh stood before Aurifar. Her physical body was asleep on the flying carpet, as the others flew to find a place to interrogate Argat.

​‘Why haven’t you killed him yet?’ asked the God.

​‘That wasn’t our deal,’ said Firuzeh. ‘I said I’d get the sparks. That doesn’t mean I have to kill them.’

​‘Killing the Royals is the simplest, most effective way to do so. And you’re not alone in your hunt now.’

​‘I’m not?’ Firuzeh was caught a bit off guard by that comment.

​‘No, you are not. Your ally. The Leviathan’s Disciple. He’ll be claiming sparks for his patron now.’

*

​Argat came to with two arms and two legs again. He couldn’t move them at the moment, but it was more a question of potential. Time spent as a gastropod made one grateful for the little things, like not being covered in mucus all the time.

​He couldn’t move because he’d been tied to a tree. The three that had come to kill him, it seemed, had changed their minds. Argat wondered idly if they’d attempted to interrogate Lilla before they’d kill her.

​The blue one was talking. She seemed to be the one with the largest stake in his questioning.

​‘Right. Cooperate,’ she said through gritted teeth, ‘And maybe we can work things out so you don’t have to die.’

The problem with starting out at ‘cooperate or die’, thought Argat, was that it left you very little room to manoeuvre afterwards.

​‘Well, this certainly is interesting,’ he said aloud. ‘If it was information you wanted, you should have stayed in the phylactery. Lots to learn in there.’

​‘Just answer our questions,’ said the blue one.

​‘You want to negotiate, do you not?’ asked Argat. ‘In that case, why don’t we hold an equal exchange of ideas? An answer for an answer. I promise you it will be the simplest way of ensuring I tell you the truth.’ He plastered a bemused smile across his face, while in the back of his mind, beginning to recite the forms to cast Power Word: Kill.

​Had he not already flared his spark today he could have simply spoken it now, three times, and be done already. Unfortunately, he needed time.

​‘Fine,’ spat the blue one. This seemed personal for her. Interesting.

​‘Excellent,’ smiled Argat, leaning back against the tree. ‘What was your question?’

​‘Your experiments. There was one in the past, working on artificially creating divine sparks and implanting them. Your notes said that three subjects survived, and escaped. What were they?’

​…Argat hadn’t been expecting that. The other two, the Dragonborn and the Elf, were looking uncomfortably off to the side.

​Oh. This was what was personal.

​Argat grinned. ‘Ohhh,’ he said, not bothering to cover his delight. It’d be easy to stall for enough time if this was the reason they’d captured him. ‘You think that you might have been involved?’

​‘Answer the question,’ said the Dragonborn, calmly.

​Argat sighed. ‘The three surviving subjects were a rat, a dog, and an ape. I never got around to human testing; too many subjects would melt. I suspect it was an issue with the artificial sparks as opposed to the implantation process.’

​‘How did you create fake sparks?’ asked the blue one.

​Argat clicked his tongue. ‘Wait your turn,’ he said, and turned to the elf. ‘You. What’s your stake in all this? I see that your turquoise friend is obviously quite close to the issue, and the Dragonborn looks to be an ex-churchguard. But what about you? Are they manipulating you in some way?’

​The elf didn’t appreciate being singled out, but she at least gave an answer. ‘I’m here because I want to be,’ she said. ‘These are my friends.’

​She wouldn’t be baited, then. Not to worry. ‘Was your question about the artificial sparks, then?’ he asked of the blue one, whose wave of relief after leaning she wasn’t a lab experiment seemed to be ebbing.

​‘…Not exactly,’ she said, thoughtfully. ‘How does the transfer process work? How did you take your spark from Aurifar?’

​‘He gave it to us. Right, my turn–’

​‘Wait. Explain.’

​Argat let out a theatrical sigh. ‘Aurifar chose to pass his spark on to a group of his disciples. The other Royals and I. His plan was that we’d pass them down to others as we grew old – a truly Royal family. But, when you have a sliver of divinity to fuel you, it’s not a pleasant thought to give that kind of power up. So instead, we used that power to keep ourselves alive.’

​The look on the blue one’s face was very amusing. ‘You’re saying that you can just give away your spark?’

​‘Oh, yes. It has to be freely given, too. Can’t be taken. Believe me, I’ve tried. Now, Dragonborn. Why did you leave the Church?’

​The Dragonborn fixed eyes on him. ‘My God called to me, despite your church’s teachings. He granted me the power to resist. To try and change this corrupted city.’

​‘Oh? How’s that working out for you?’

​The Dragonborn looked toward Argat’s bonds. ‘You tell me.’

​‘Will you give up your spark?’ asked the blue one.

​Argat scoffed. ‘Absolutely not. Now, it can’t just be the three of you. What about the person in charge? Do you know your cause to be just?’

​‘Of course we do,’ said the elf. She turned to the others. ‘Look, maybe this is a lost cause. He’s getting cagier with his questions. Maybe we should just kill him.’

​‘No,’ said the blue one. ‘He knows too much to just kill him.’

Yes, you tell them, thought Argat. I just need a few more minutes and I’ll have the Power Word prepared. ‘Is it you that’s the leader, then?’ he asked the blue one.  ‘I’d be willing to bet there’s someone pulling the strings. Why is they’re so interested in killing us?’

​The blue one shifted uncomfortably. He’d struck a nerve.

​‘Is it another religious zealot?’ Argat went on, inclining his head toward the Dragonborn. ‘Surely it isn’t simple revenge. What do they gain from this? Do you even know?’

​The blue one darted towards him, ramming a knife she suddenly held down into his foot. Argat rocked violently in his bindings. It hurt. It hurt a lot. They’d destroyed his phylactery, then.

​‘You’re supposed to be cooperating,’ snarled the blue one. ‘You’re getting off topic.’

​‘Yes, well.’ Argat took a deep breath. It wasn’t an affectation this time. ‘You have my attention. But you couldhave just answered me. Or said you didn’t know.’

​The pain had broken his concentration on the Power Word. He needed more time.

​‘I’ve got a question,’ said the Elf. ‘Back in the lab. What did you do with Diafani and Shallows?’

​…What? Argat’s concentration slipped again. Damn it.

​‘Diafani? She’s alive?’

​‘You answer first,’ said the Elf.

​‘Oh. Your companions back in the hospital? All I did was seal them out of the room. Divide and conquer, etc. I didn’t realise… So, Diafani’s back, and she’s running this, is she? So, you’re all working for Aurifar. Fascinating.’

​‘How do you know Aurifar has a hand in this?’ asked the blue one.

​‘Diafani always was his favourite.’ Argat probably shouldn’t be talking so much, but he needed to kerb their interruptions. It would be maybe three minutes before he could use the Power Word. ‘When Aurifar was distributing his sparks, he split them by their nature – mine, as you know, is Abjuration. Lilla’s was Necromancy, etc. But the only nature of Diafani’s is… the shape of Aurifar’s divinity. You imagine an empty bowl? Her spark is the container for the others.’

​Argat’s captors conferred with each other, discussing this revelation.

​‘Is Bailiff doing this for Aurifar?’

​‘We’ll need to see how they react. If they know about Diafani, then that’s a bad sign…’

​‘He’s stalling for time, isn’t he?’

​‘This means Aurifar’s going to have us try to kill Diafani.’

​‘Who does this one then? If I do it, that’s a point for Aurifar, but if Cranzalar…’

​‘I’ll do this one. Keep it even.’

​Argat listened to what he could and gave the three a warm smile as they returned. He’d kill the blue one first. She’d stabbed him in the foot, after all. ‘Now, this has been enlightening,’ he began. His spell was ready.

​‘But I’d like to ask you to kindly die,’ was what he’d been about to say.

​He couldn’t get the words out for some reason. The Dragonborn, now oddly translucent, was sheathing a sword with a stained glass blade.

​Argat felt his head topple from his shoulders. His last,dreamlike thought was about how useful it would be to have a scalpel that sharp.

*

​Vi returned to the Regicider tree, allies in tow, Cranzalar carrying Argat’s body.

​‘Shit, bloody hell!’ came Bailiff’s voice in her mind. ‘I heard what happened to the hospital. Bloody hell, I’m glad you’re all okay!’

​‘Bailiff…’ said Vi, making sure they could see her lips as she spoke. It had been decided that Vi would be the one to bring up Diafani. ‘We came across a name in Aurifar’sresearch, and we didn’t know if you’d heard anything about it. Uh. Diafani?’

​Bailiff – to Vi’s relief – just gave that blank expression they always gave to mean ‘I don’t really understand, this might be a bit beyond my ability to grasp’. ‘Uh,’ they said. Since Bailiff didn’t hedge unless they were trying to ‘sound’ more natural, the uh held a lot of meaning.

​‘Uh, I don’t know, sorry. Is it something you think is important?’

​‘Oh, we weren’t sure,’ said Vi, trying not to sound too hasty. ‘It’s probably nothing.’

​‘I’m putting this body in storage, Bailey,’ said Cranzalar. ‘I want to make sure nothing happens to it.’

​Later on, Cranzalar would incinerate the body and redeploy his Argat disguise, lying in its place. He’d be waiting to check that Bailiff wasn’t doing anything sinister behind their backs. Bailiff, in a mild act of revenge, would creep into where the body was being kept in the night, and kick it in the balls. The next day, Cranzalar would decline to explain why he was sitting funny.

*

​Argat awoke. He knew where he’d be, after dying with his spark intact. His eyes hadn’t quite adjusted yet, but he recognised that featureless expanse.

​‘Aurifar,’ he said. ‘Really, I think you were awfully short-sighted when you gave your power away.’

​There was no response. There was no Aurifar.

​Argat realised that he wasn’t in the featureless white space Aurifar had retreated to. His eyes were fine. This was simply the darkness found in the crushing depths of the ocean.

​‘What the hell is going on?’ he tried to say, but he couldn’t breathe. Brine filled his lungs.

​And something was below him. Something massive, darker than the inky waters, something so colossal he’d initially thought it to be the sea bed. Tendrils thick as cathedral spires rose to his level..

​The Leviathan’s maw closed around him.

Floodwall Sessions 29-30: Liches get Stitches

Okay, quick update here because I’ve left it like… six weeks?
You know how life be.

The party made their way back to Floodwall from the Feywild after a makeshift funeral for the Dragonborn hatchlings – there are now only two Dragonborn left in Floodwall – and some caretaking of Granny Hestia and Edsel in their affected states. Moss the Weasel stayed behind to stand guard.
Returning to Shallows’ office, they found that the place was empty. No sign of Shallows, no sign of Uzi’s vacant body, no sign of Diafani. Just an iron flask on the desk.



Cranzalar took the flask, tipped out the contents and saved it for later. The contents were one (1) Tiefling, specifically Diafani. She explained that the office had been found by these weird hulking creatures, but before she could step in to do anything she’d been sealed away in the flask.



Using Locate Creature, the Dragonborn, the Royal, and the Elf with the Tiefling in her Brain tracked Uzi’s body to the hospital run by the Royal Argat. Cranzalar used an Eldritch Invocation to disguise himself as BLANDREW GENERIKSSON and just marched in through the front doors. He was all ‘Yeah, weirdly I don’t have a pulse and I feel all scaly, send me your strongest Doctor’.



Meanwhile, Vi+Uzi and Diafani had snuck into the building’s eastern wing, having to split up to get past guards – these big, muscly nurse things. Vi Wild Shaped into a moth and made her way to a staff-only section, finding an operating table with what looked like a corpse under a sheet.



Cranzalar, after waiting for a while, was confronted by Argat, who emerged from a cupboard (???) with a secret passage behind it. Argat made some excuses about being busy with other stuff, and offered to take Blandrew to an operating room for some proper tests.



It ended up being the room with the covered body and the moth. Cranzalar waited in the observation area, behind glass, as Argat and a monstrous nurse set to work. It was Shallows beneath the sheet, locked in place with magic.
A fight broke out in an attempt to save him, with Vi and Uzi combined in one body blasting magic left and right. Cranzalar crashed through the glass to just fuckin’ obliterate the nurse thing. Using vines and a Watery Sphere, Vi and Uzi began drowning Argat. Sure, they hadn’t found his phylactery yet, but it’d give them time, and also Uzi was pretty furious. More on that later.



Then Diafani kicked a door down, all ‘look what I found!’ She carried an empty Firuzeh body and what looked to be a bejewelled first aid kit; ostensibly Argat’s phylactery. She smashed the thing on the ground. The phylactery, I mean, not Uzi’s body.



God, imagine that.



Anyway, Argat made that noise that Sonic makes when he runs out of air, and that was it.



The players were, of course, suspicious. After all, I hadn’t at any point yet said ‘You’ve solved my lich puzzle’, so they were right to be so.



‘How soon can a lich come back to life?’ Uzi asked the Archive.
‘Depending on the size of the phylactery, up to 4 days,’ it replied.
‘How big would a phylactery need to be for the lich to come back immediately?’
‘Around 13 acres.’
Cranzalar tensed up. ‘Isn’t that about the size of the hospital itself?’
Runes behind the plaster on the walls flared to life, and a figure appeared on the observation balcony.
Argat was back.



He immediately used his divine spark – not waiting till the last moment as Lilla did – to pull the party, including Diafani and Shallows, into his Phylactery. Their souls would be consumed within 24 hours.



Cranzalar, Uzi, and Vi awoke in a filthy, shadowed version of the hospital.

Floodwall Session 28: Versus the Weaver (Story)

Cranzalar stepped lightly onto the plateau, the charred air in his lungs a now-familiar discomfort. His companions waited around the lambent sigil printed on the ground. A diagram of Shallows’ soul, Firuzeh had called it. That book of hers – the Archive – was dangerous; maybe as dangerous as the other sentient item his friends possessed.

But probably not.

Diafani had almost finished her preparations for True Resurrection. She just needed the diamond Cranzalar had brought. Well, he’d grabbed a few, just to be safe. The next few hours could end with all of them dead.

He stared at Vi. She was occupied with the task at hand, sweat beading below the tangles of her hair, so she didn’t notice his scrutiny. The shadows on her face… were they just a trick of the sullen light of molten stone below? Or something more sinister?

Vi met his gaze and flashed a brief, sheepish grin. She was nervous. Who wouldn’t be?

*

The diamond hovered over the rune, spinning like water down a drain. Firuzeh did her best not to fidget; there wasn’t any need for action yet. They’d raise the Royal Psion, convince him to help. Then it’d be time to act.

There was a crack as the gem shattered, still spinning. Its shards spread out, forming the constellation of a humanoid figure, and then Shallows stood before them, naked as the day he was born.

Or summoned? Or, uh… Firuzeh scrunched up her eyebrows. What did Tieflings even do?

Well, Shallows was here and now he had trousers on.

‘Right,’ said Firuzeh. ‘Diafani here has resurrected you, again. You need to do something for us in return.’

*

The plan was thus: Shallows would send both Vi and Uzi into Vi’s subconscious, in a sort of vision-quest-autoexorcism. Once there, they’d need to meet up, find the Mind Spider lurking in Vi’s brain, and forcibly evict it.

Vi eyed Cranzalar as she sank into the chaise longue that Shallows had fabricated in his office back in Floodwall. It was comfortable, but the grip Cranzalar had on his weapons kept her tense. His job was security; if Shallows tried anything funny, if anything tried to interrupt, Cranzalar would be there to stop it.

He’d apologised for the attack Vi had stepped in the way of earlier. Vi had apologised too, for the mask’s retaliation. They’d cleared the air. She didn’t need to worry.

Still, she kept thinking of his hand on the hilt of his flail as she shut her eyes and listened to Shallows’ explanation. Uzi was whispering some warning or other to Diafani, too. It was okay if Vi was tense. Everyone was.

​‘I’ll need to bond you together if you don’t want to be separated,’ Shallows was saying. He certainly didn’t sound tense. His tone was of the type used when, say, selecting coffee to go with brunch. ‘Which means there’ll be an initial period in each other’s memories. Just find your way through. I’m sure that afterwards, the Weaver will come to find you. If you’re ready, give the word and we’ll begin.’

Vi could feel her breath, hot before her face, as the mask began to manifest again.

‘Do it,’ she said.

*

‘Keep an eye on Cranzalar,’ Firuzeh had told Diafani. ‘I’m worried he’s just going to attack you both as soon as Vi and I are unconscious.’

​‘Why would he do such a thing?’ Diafani was probably being rhetorical, or sarcastic, or some combination of the two. Frankly, Firuzeh was still finding it hard to believe she was working with them at all.

​‘Because he’s doing what he thinks is right. And he’s got a lot of rage bottled up. And his God wants the Royals dead.’ She paused. ‘There’s a lot of layers to it, actually.’

​And then Shallows was doing whatever Psionic thing they’d asked him to do, and suddenly Firuzeh was in a spacious, open room. A roaring fireplace, plush rugs over rich wooden floors, a grand staircase leading up to a landing with fine art lining the walls.

​A nearby open window brought with it the scents and sounds of spring in full chorus, and through it Firuzeh could see a sky so blue it looked like a child’s painting.

I’m in the Feywild, she thought, peering around. Or the memory of it, anyway.

​Before her, a tall man in gleaming armour paced back and forth, a mix of pride and rage on his face. He was bellowing out oration on the strength of his army, his prowess in battle, and the inborn right of his family to go forth and conquer.

​Firuzeh’s eyes had just finished an involuntary roll when she noticed Verischa.

​She was much younger – perhaps not even in the double digits, as far as age went – but her eyes and hair were already unmistakably familiar.

So this asshole must be her Dad.

​As Firuzeh watched, unable to affect her surroundings, the younger Vi’s mouth moved. There wasn’t any sound. Perhaps Uzi was out of earshot, or perhaps Vi simply didn’t remember what she’d said, but Vi’s Father certainly took notice.

​He whirled on her, but froze mid-shout.

​Not metaphorically, mind you. Firuzeh had begun casting Ray of Frost, and despite her currently incorporeal nature, it seemed her magic could affect her surroundings. A thin layer of ice coated the memory of Vi’s Father as the cold power hit him.

​Firuzeh realised she was shouting obscenities at the man, and did her best to calm down.

*

​Vi’s unconscious face began to twitch a bit, like she’d somehow gotten brain freeze.

​Cranzalar’s vigil took this in; moved to Shallows to see if this was his doing. Moved to Diafani, watching the door. Vi’s face settled back to serenity. Shallows just stared vacantly in her direction, nothing at all behind his eyes.

​It was fine. Nothing to worry—

​Vi’s face was no longer her face. The Mask of the Mind Spider had drifted back to the surface.

​Cranzalar was moving before he’d even processed the danger. Vi’s body sat up, the smirk of the mask cracking, giving way to a jubilant grin filled with far too many teeth. Verischa – or, the Weaver, in full control of her body – was already casting something when Cranzalar barrelled into her.

​He was weightless for a moment, then gravity clawed at his ankles and dragged him back to earth. He sprawled on his back, staring into a sky so blue it looked like a backlit canopy.

*

Verischa stood alone. Static stretched in every direction; she couldn’t have said which way was east, or west, or up or down or anything. It didn’t seem like a place – more like the sense you get when you’ve been asleep without noticing, only blanketing her surroundings like fresh snow. Or, her lack of surroundings.

The wave hit her with such force she initially thought she’d broken a rib.

The static non-place had given way to Floodwall’s sewers with the Tide crashing through them, an avalanche squeezing through a packed series of corridors. Vi was smashed into walls by the water, dragged down by the undertow, washed through the city’s depths like a spider down a plughole.

She wasn’t alone. A head surfaced, gasping for air, its blue skin stark against the brackish brown water. Vi recognised the face, the horns. It was Firuzeh.

She began to swim for her, to get an arm under her flailing form. They could keep each other above the water. Just a little further, Vi thought.

They fell together over the waterfall, with Vi clutching the young Firuzeh in her arms.

*

​Cranzalar sprinted through the trees, the magic of his Locate Creature spell burning in his senses. He was moving straight toward Vi’s captive body, leaping rivers, cutting through the greenery. There wasn’t time to find proper paths. There wasn’t time to slow for balance. There wasn’t time for breath.

​He had to reach her, to stop the Weaver, to protect his allies. The Feywild was difficult to navigate, but there wasn’t time for alternatives.

​He kept running.

​When he found the Weaver, it had stopped just beyond a deep, dried up river. It was waiting for him.

​He approached, wary of a trap.

‘It was very kind of Verischa here to vacate this vessel,’ said the Weaver in a voice that did not belong to the body it had stolen. ‘It’s truly a joy to stretch my legs, even if there aren’t as many as I’m used to. And I must say, it’s quite fun to have this Druidic puissance at the fingertips, too.’

​It rippled Vi’s fingers to conjure up a little fireball, as if to demonstrate. Cranzalar began to move in.

How dare it act so casually? he thought.

​‘Ahp,’ said the Weaver, holding up a finger, the fire winking out. ‘Cranzalar, before you go to chop off your friend’s head or whatever, there’s a few elements I’d like you to consider.’ It cleared her throat, and Cranzalar noticed the capsized house off to the side of where the Weaver had been waiting.

​It had a pair of chicken legs sticking out of the bottom, one of which was badly broken. And emerging from the wreck, as if moved by a puppeteer – a fairly accurate metaphor, thought Cranzalar, without much humour – came Granny Hestia and Vi’s brother, Edsel.

​But that wasn’t the end of it. The Dragonborn hatchlings Hestia had been caring for came unsteadily forward. The Weaver explained as they lined up, its voice almost parental behind the grinning mask.

​‘Now, Cranzalar, I know you think yourself a hero, though from where I’m standing that could be up for debate. So, I’m going to give you an opportunity to be a saviour. There are three in need of rescue here, as a nefarious villain is about to switch their brains off. But I’ll give you a choice: you can save one.’

​Cranzalar paused. He looked at Hestia, at Edsel, at the assembled hatchlings, all of them with putt strings looped around their minds like a noose.

​He looked at the Weaver, exultant in its stolen corporeality, basking in its own cleverness.

​‘I’m sorry,’ he said. And charged.

*

​Vi and Uzi had reunited. Uzi, after living through an awkward half-apology from Verischa’s father, and Vi, after having to hear Firuzeh’s weird child voice.

​Now the two stood in a little autumnal hollow, waiting for the Mind Spider to crawl from its hiding place. They weren’t talking now. It wasn’t the time for conversation.

​The trees shed more leaves as the sky grew dark, and before Vi had realised it, the place around them seemed haunted, the branches grasping malevolently toward them.

​And they weren’t alone.

​Eight long, spindling legs led up to a bloated black thorax, adorned with the white symbol of a mask where one might expect a red hourglass. A thin glint of light trailing from its spinnerets revealed a line of thread, stretching back into the darkness. And the spider’s eyes darted around as its mandibles twitched and clicked away in mock conversation.

​Vi went immediately for the web, attempting to cut through its tether to her mind. It spun with her, keeping the thread away, snapping at her as she was forced backward.

​To its left, Firuzeh rose up, pulling sorcerous power into a Tidal Wave that smashed into the spider and sent it sprawling. The wave filled the hollow, but the Mind Spider found its feet and rose above the water.

​It turned its psionic attention onto Uzi. Vi saw her gasp, looking confused, then panicked, then terrified. It made her forget how to breathe, Vi thought. She shouldn’t have come here. It was too dangerous!

Firuzeh slumped to the ground, and the Mind Spider advanced, stepping right over her prone form.

*

​The sound of the Weaver’s victims hitting the floor was echoed by a peal of thunder like the collapse of a cathedral. Cranzalar’s flail hammered down on the Weaver again and again, and each time it hit the thud of the impact and the crunch of shattering bone drew storm clouds to the sky above.

​A heavy rain fell, muffling Cranzalar’s roars of rage and anguish. The Weaver warped Vi’s form into that of a massive tarantula, but still Cranzalar beat at it over and over and over, and within seconds he’d caved its head in, shifting it back to Vi’s regular elven body.

​The river broke its banks in the downpour, and Cranzalar reached up to the power in the storm, filtered it through his faith and his fury, and Called Lightning to crash down on Verischa.

​The flash of light and accompanying boom faded. Cranzalar did it again.

​Afterwards, Verischa’s body lay in a smoking heap.

​Cranzalar stepped over to it, weapon held in a shaking fist.

*

​Verischa felt time slow to a crawl as the Mind Spider bore down upon her. It wasn’t the Weaver messing with her perceptions as it sometimes had before, this was that life-or-death moment where the ancient, animal part of your brain decides to either fight back or flee screaming.

​Vi couldn’t fight this thing. It was huge, terrifying; they were inside her mind, a place it had been infecting for months. It couldn’t be fought mentally.

​She couldn’t run, either. Where would she go? There was no escape; the Weaver was infesting every corner of her brain. Nowhere to hide from its pursuit.

​There were no options. There was nothing Vi could do.

​But.

​But she wasn’t alone. She had friends. She could depend on them. She could count on them to support her.

​All she had to do was let them help.

​She hurled a Healing Word to Firuzeh.

*

​Firuzeh catapulted back to consciousness, gulping down air, seeing the bulbous abdomen moving over her head.

​Her first instinct was to scramble away. But the spider would be focused on Vi. There wouldn’t be another chance like this.

She didn’t get up. She waited, calmly, pushing down the terror, slowing her breath.

​When the thread came into view, she launched an Ice Knife skywards, hoping one of the frozen shards would find its mark.

Luck was on their side. The Ice Knife exploded, severingthe thread and sending the Mind Spider skittering back. Uzi and Vi stood, holding each other upright, and watched as the Spider’s grip on the hollow in Vi’s mind loosened.

Its legs scrambled for purchase, its tie to the place gone. Without fanfare or ceremony, it fell upwards, as if they’d been on a ceiling.

It was done. Vi was waking up.

*

​Verischa’s eyes opened as Cranzalar focused healing energy into her body. He stepped back a little way as she struggled to move.

​‘This’ll be the fourth time,’ said Cranzalar.

​A thunderbolt crashed down onto Verischa’s body, killing her. Again.

​Cranzalar watch grimly through the rain. After a few seconds, he stepped forward, channelling curative power once more. ‘I will kill you over and over and again and again,’ he said, as the eyes opened. ‘I can do this forever if I have to. Bring. Them. Back.’

​Nothing. No response.

This’ll be the fifth time, then, he thought. But something was different.

​The mask slipped, just slightly.

​Carefully, Cranzalar reached down, and tipped it away from Vi’s face. There came a brief sense of vertigo; the mask wanting him to put it on… but it was weak. He ignored it and ramped up the healing on Verischa.

*

​Vi was greeted by a sky so blue it looked like home. There were a few grey clouds, retreating for the horizon, but the sky above where she lay was a beautiful cerulean.

​She tipped her head to the side, too tired to move properly. Cranzalar was a little way away, staring at something small and unmoving. There was grief behind his stoicism.

​Lying half-submerged in a puddle between them was the Mask of the Mind Spider, its smooth porcelain smirk pressed down into the mud.

​Vi breathed out. The air was cool and pleasant on her face. The rush of relief left her feeling even more exhausted than when she’d first awoken, but that was okay.

​They’d done it.

​They’d… something was nagging at the back of her mind. A tiny voice of discomfort, gently insisting that she’d forgotten something.

​Where was Uzi, anyway?

​Vi realised that the little voice at the back of her mind didn’t belong to her.

​‘Uh… guys?’ said Firuzeh, directly into Vi’s head without the decency to pass through her ears first. ‘What’s going on? Did we win?’

Floodwall Session 27: Misunderstanding

The party set out to find Diafani, with Cranzalar’s Locate Creature spell actually making it manageable. Diafani was skulking around Argat’s hospital, and after some threats and persuasions, she was convinced to travel with the party to Shallows’ soul rune in the plane of fire.


Once there, the three needed to nip back to the now-deserted City of Brass and find a diamond for use in Diafani’s True Resurrection spell. Along the way they found a shit-ton of treasure in the palace vault, including a cool scarab!
Once Shallows was up and alive again, things grew a bit complicated.
Uzi, worried about Shallows’ comments that Diafani couldn’t ever fight, went to challenge Aurifar over whether Diafani was also one of the agreed targets. Aurifar confirmed that she was.


While Uzi slept, communing with Aurifar in her dream, Cranzalar saw an opportunity to take out Shallows. It was technically what they’d come for, after all. He drew his glass sword and lunged.


Vi leapt into the path of his attack. They still needed answers from the Psionic Royal. Cranzalar’s sword flashed through her, and as she fell to one knee, blood splattered across the floor, the Mask of the Mind Spider woke up and took umbrage with Cranzalar’s actions.


It psychically reflected the damage right back at him.


Of course, Cranzalar was unaware that the Mask had acted without Vi’s consent, and if not for Uzi’s intervention, he and Vi may have come to further blows.
Shallows, seeing the mask, got pretty dang spooked, and began trying to get Diafani to team up with him to kill Vi – but his shouts were silenced as Uzi shoved the open Archive in his face and he poofed into a rune again.


It was agreed that the Mask was becoming too great a problem to ignore.
Uzi took charge, and came up with a plan! They’d revive Shallows (again), and he’d use his Psionic abilities to send Verischa into her own subconscious and try to evict the Weaver. Uzi insisted upon accompanying her – despite Vi’s claim that it was too risk, Uzi said that Vi and Cranzalar were the only things that she had to risk. And she wanted to help.


Cranzalar would keep watch on their physical forms, and take off Shallows’ head if he tried anything funny.


But first they needed another diamond.